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A pirate walks into a bar...

...with a peg leg, a parrot on his shoulder, and a steering wheel on his pants.

The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.”

The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”

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