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Locked Car

A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she's pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so that she can attempt to open the door herself.

She returns outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant comes out to see how the blonde is faring.

Outside the car, the blonde is moving the hanger around and around while the blonde inside the car is saying, "A little more to the left...a little more to the right!..."

  • Marqo09
  • posted by Marqo09
  • Date 10/29/2005 6:02:32 PM
  • Views: 5855
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John_t1 : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

John_t1

-1 votes NegativePositive

1117 days 19 hours ago...

Don't get it...

DragLung : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

DragLung

0 votes NegativePositive

1117 days 14 hours ago...

after reading it twice, i got it...this is lame...

Slaydo : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

Slaydo

0 votes NegativePositive

1117 days 7 hours ago...

Nice one

GreenFlame : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

GreenFlame

0 votes NegativePositive

1116 days 6 hours ago...

it's a blonde joke.. it's not that hard to get...

james77 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

james77

0 votes NegativePositive

1111 days 9 hours ago...

how do you not get that joke?
like you said its not that hard to get

danielbones : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

danielbones

0 votes NegativePositive

1108 days 4 hours ago...

Must be a blonde to not get this joke.

i L L s k | L L z : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

i L L s k | L L z

0 votes NegativePositive

1106 days 19 hours ago...

hahaha

Dollface : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

Dollface

-1 votes NegativePositive

1103 days 1 hour ago...

Lol!!!

Scienott (Admin) : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Scienott

0 votes NegativePositive

1103 days 1 hour ago...

Ahaha, yea ... how the hell can you not get this joke?

farjadus : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

farjadus

0 votes NegativePositive

1091 days 19 hours ago...

haha, last line got me confused for a bit...good one!

.:RazariK:. : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

.:RazariK:.

0 votes NegativePositive

1084 days 9 hours ago...

Muha! Good one...

aznmemay : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

aznmemay

0 votes NegativePositive

1074 days 5 hours ago...

remind me of family guy, when peter was stuck in the car n his keys was outside... it was funnier actually seein it

tedmaster : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

tedmaster

0 votes NegativePositive

1063 days 20 hours ago...

i don't get it plus it is stupid this joke sucks

stinger33 : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

stinger33

0 votes NegativePositive

1056 days 17 hours ago...

How the hell do you not get this joke.. the there's another blonde on the inside of the car, and she's telling the blonde on the outside that how to unlock it lmao.. its not a great joke, but its a decent one.. 3/5

omagodimdead : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

omagodimdead

0 votes NegativePositive

1054 days 4 hours ago...

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/5821/Locked_Car.html
lame

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