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Real Time With Bill Maher - New Rules

This week's new rules. (September 15, 2006)

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AdolfOliverBush : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

AdolfOliverBush

15 votes NegativePositive

1282 days 20 hours ago...

It's true. Americans are the dumbest in the world.That was proven on November 3rd, 2004 when Bush got re-elected.

shadowfox9 : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

shadowfox9

15 votes NegativePositive

1282 days 20 hours ago...

Of course he can't find his heart,.. he doesn't have one.

MilkTea9 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

MilkTea9

2 votes NegativePositive

1282 days 18 hours ago...

AdolfOliverBush u are incorect.. u mean the American Rednecks that DID re-elect him did that and it wasn't the people that elected him it was the electorial vote i think... lol psh i didn't like bush in hte beeggining so am i still stupid? lol

Beefykd : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Beefykd

-7 votes NegativePositive

1282 days 15 hours ago...

I just don't find him funny in the least... reminds me of Dennis Miller, really lame retarded jokes that are meant to be political and social commentary but when you bring in heather locklear jokes it just seems like more drab pop culture crap... Jon Stewart will always be Bill Mahers superior.

evergrim : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:2007 Winner

evergrim

0 votes NegativePositive

1282 days 14 hours ago...

I don't find this guys delivery of the jokes very funny. Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are way better.

*Guaii* : LVL 47: VP 5: said:

*Guaii*

3 votes NegativePositive

1282 days 14 hours ago...

"The bombing of IRAN starts 3 weeks before the midterms, god willing."

Oh yah! If only that were true. Make sure you get behind the attack of IRAN flag wavers, once your country invades/occupies that country, the introduction of the draft will not be far behind.

zaiyar : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

zaiyar

1 votes NegativePositive

1282 days 9 hours ago...

ah that was hilarious, this guy is like a red neck version of jon stewart and co so he gets away with more of the crude sort of jokes ...

fair enough you don't like him as much, but i think his work should be appreciated because in principle it's on the same wavelength as stewart

classic line: "it's a mystery, let's worship it!"

yongke : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

yongke

-4 votes NegativePositive

1282 days 9 hours ago...

To: Beefykd and evergrim

When you are too retarded to understand, please, do not turn into a troll and starm flaming everyone.

BleedForTheWorld : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

BleedForTheWorld

2 votes NegativePositive

1282 days 7 hours ago...

why do so many people not get God as just what God is? does every question really have to go on and on and on.....

Exanion : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

Exanion

-4 votes NegativePositive

1282 days 5 hours ago...

Funny but no Jon Stewart of Steven Colbert, it seems he only just got the joke when he's telling them.

/hail Jon Stewart

Beefykd : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Beefykd

-4 votes NegativePositive

1282 days 3 hours ago...

@ yongke
yes i am too retarded to understand scrotum jokes. The idiocracy joke gets me the most cuz he could've just left it at "no one gets the punch line" but he had to explain for another two sentences thus expounding the fact that everyone in america, including his viewers, are actually that much stupider than the rest of the world. And i wasn't flaming anyone just stating the obvious fact that stewarts jokes are better delivered, smarter and in general just better jokes. ends off with traffic and microwave jokes... comeon

Bushbot Thrasher : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Bushbot Thrasher

1 votes NegativePositive

1282 days 1 hour ago...

Bush was not re-elected. He was first selected then elected. Same result... unfortunately.

TwistedFates : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

TwistedFates

1 votes NegativePositive

1282 days 1 hour ago...

The fastest way to Bush's heart is really through his stomach.

doodled : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

doodled

-5 votes NegativePositive

1281 days 23 hours ago...

this show makes me cringe

multipage_assassin : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

multipage_assassin

1 votes NegativePositive

1281 days 22 hours ago...

Remove the multipage comment system

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