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David Copperfield: Magical Impregnation

David Copperfield says he plans to impregnate a girl on stage - without even touching her.

Speaking to German magazine Galore, the illusionist rejected the theory that there were only seven different kinds of magic tricks.

He said: "Bull s**t! There is a great deal of new territory to conquer. In my next show I'm going to make a girl pregnant on stage."

He added: "Naturally it will be without sex. Everyone will be happy about it, but I'm not telling you any more."

The magician is currently on tour in Germany with his show, An Intimate Evening of Grand Illusion.

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10/19/2005 6:41:25 PM

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Azncornman : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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1494 days 16 hours ago...

Uh, how the hell would this work? How exactly would he show that the woman is pregnant on stage?

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Mr.Clean : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

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1494 days 15 hours ago...

i hope someone will have a video of this

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TKISHOT415 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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1494 days 15 hours ago...

lol he probably got her pregnant before the show

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JiveTurkey : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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1494 days 14 hours ago...

I know, azncornman. It doesn't make any sense. He could be like "Viola! Now wait 9 months."

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POD : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

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1494 days 13 hours ago...

Maybe it will be like those cooking shows.....

And here is one I prepared earlier.

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Fuzzylogic (Admin) : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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1494 days 12 hours ago...

Sounds like his lost the plot. How is this trick going to work, lol wait 9 months and youll see my trick is real.

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FacelessSchmuck : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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1494 days 8 hours ago...

Can he do it backwards? Can he perform abortions from 10 feet away too?

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zetz0r : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

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1494 days 6 hours ago...

drugs speaking

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CitizenSnips : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

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1494 days ago...

Haha. Good one, POD. I'd like to see that show, just out of logistical curiosity.

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CanadianChick : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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1493 days 9 hours ago...

Well if it could happen with Mary and Jesus, then it can happen for anybody!

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BigPun81 : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

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1493 days 5 hours ago...

Ya, I can make a girl pregnant without touching her. I'll jerk off and squirt it in her cooch!!

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Cactus : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

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1493 days 3 hours ago...

^^ew..

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Ravenzfire : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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1485 days 23 hours ago...

My guess is he'll take a normal "skinny" girl and then she'll step into "insert random object for hiding here" and when she comes out she'll be 9 months pregnant, as in huge. This trick probably will be done one of two different ways. It'll be some cosmetic prosthetic that is strapped onto her, or he'll get two identical twins, have one become impregnated and then pull the ol' switch-a-roo during the show.

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xxx_doom_xxx : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

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1391 days 11 hours ago...

that remarks makes absolutely no sense... typical david copperfield.. he's just playing with his audience... telling you how gullible people can be... I DONT BLAME HIM FOR THINKING THAT...

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