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A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.

"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"

posted by sn1per_uk
8/21/2006 5:55:06 AM

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family guy 27 : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

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1306 days 3 hours ago...

again lol first

crybaby : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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1305 days 17 hours ago...

can't argue w/family guy 27 this shit is the shit

Acer_Vartan : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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1305 days 2 hours ago...

^ you are both lame asses...crap joke too.

Kosovar911 : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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1301 days 1 hour ago...

thats not funny, because the ending contradicted the wifes stupidness.!!! If she was stupid how on earth could she explain that??

Saikhan : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

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1299 days 18 hours ago...

Its a joke , dont over think it .

Clever =]

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