Upgrade your browser!

Skip to Content

Russian Wants To Marry A Cow

A Russian farmer has asked President Vladimir Putin to allow him to marry a cow.

According to MosNews, Boris Gabov asked Putin for permission to marry the animal during a recent webcast in which Russians could send email directly to the president and ask him anything.

The farmer from the Kemerovo region in southern Siberia said: "All the girls have left our small village and moved to the city, so I cannot find a woman to be with. But I see the solution to the problem. I love animals very much and want to ask when we will be allowed in Russia to marry domestic animals, such as cows?"

It is unclear what Putin's reply was.

SOURCE

  • Views: 3517
  • All Ages
  • All Ages

Tags Tags: marry

Related Media

View All



Rate This News:
Rate it 0.5 Rate it 1.0 Rate it 1.5 Rate it 2.0 Rate it 2.5 Rate it 3.0 Rate it 3.5 Rate it 4.0 Rate it 4.5 Rate it 5.0

3.9 out of 5 based on 50 votes

Rating Results:
Earn XP by sharing this video!
learn more

New URL:

Embedded Link:

Send This Video To A Cell Phone! Digg

15 Comments

Current View: 15 / Show all Comments

Traxx : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

Traxx

5 votes NegativePositive

1342 days 2 hours ago...

Ummm, lol

sorry but I just can't think of anything to say other then just Wow or WTF.

isilington : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

isilington

4 votes NegativePositive

1342 days 2 hours ago...

yeah... ummm no

Starkweather (Admin) : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

Starkweather

2 votes NegativePositive

1342 days 2 hours ago...

It was probably a joke, but meh, stranger things have happened.

MixxieTheDude : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

MixxieTheDude

10 votes NegativePositive

1342 days 1 hour ago...

Are they gunna make babies? ^___^

LithuanianLabourer : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

LithuanianLabourer

2 votes NegativePositive

1342 days 1 hour ago...

There were A LOT of complitely stupid questions during that recent webcast .

Another stupid question was :
Are you going to use huge humanoid battle robots to protect Russian border in near future ?

Two days after many jokes came out of those questions .
One of them :

Question to Putin : Are you going to use huge humanoid battle robots to protect Russian border in near future ?
His answer : I thought about it for a long time , but it looks like we'll have to continue using huge humanoid battle conscripts for a while .
:)

Venomousvole : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

Venomousvole

8 votes NegativePositive

1342 days ago...

"All the girls have left our small village and moved to the city"

sell the cow, sell the house, sell your mom. buy a car, a t-shirt and a Led Zepellin CD and make for those bright lights home boy, before it falls off entirely.

Lunite129 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Lunite129

6 votes NegativePositive

1341 days 23 hours ago...

I wonder if there's American mail order brides.

Swuave : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

Swuave

3 votes NegativePositive

1341 days 21 hours ago...

Remember guys. You can't judge people on who they sleep with like gays and such don't be dissin this guy you beastialityphobes, Biggots, Stereo Typers!. Oh as far as the article goes

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA fuckin HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that's halarious i wanna invite that guy to a party. Could you imagine him at a strip club. I mean the women have to be pretty damn rare in this area for this to become a common normal practice. It's not like a drunken LSD, Alcohal fueled night were he thought it was Oprah or something.

5/5

Xeze : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

Xeze

16 votes NegativePositive

1341 days 20 hours ago...

"In Soviet Russia, cow milks YOU!"

Venomousvole : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

Venomousvole

4 votes NegativePositive

1341 days 20 hours ago...

^That's a crime against humour.......BWAHAAHAHA

Lunearetic : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

Lunearetic

3 votes NegativePositive

1341 days 16 hours ago...

^^ ha ha ha!

People marry cows everyday!

a66sh : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

a66sh

-2 votes NegativePositive

1341 days 13 hours ago...

ooooooooo I can't brlieve

Kanthalas : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

Kanthalas

6 votes NegativePositive

1341 days 13 hours ago...

OMG the start of the Tauren race!!!

But it sounds like a joke, there are people who are in love with cows but they give them names and what they like to do, etc. This guy doesn't sound like that.

Jew.R.Crazy : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Jew.R.Crazy

0 votes NegativePositive

1341 days 10 hours ago...

this guy is clearly into beastiality

rerhard : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

rerhard

0 votes NegativePositive

1341 days 6 hours ago...

Shake that thing!

Post a Comment:

Avatar


The Spikedhumor Drawing!Drawing Coming Soon!
Prize
Entry Dates: 9/8/2007-9/14/2009