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BlondeStar - Car Trouble

A spoof of OnStar where a blonde thinks she's locked inside her car and calls BlondeStar for assistance. Thanks, juicy_canuck.

posted by Scienott
9/25/2005 10:49:47 AM

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super phuck : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

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1152 days 2 hours ago...

1st comment baby great vidoe he he blonde star he he

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HarmlessGoat : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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Wow.

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raider : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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If it taste, smells, feels and spounds like a fake... it has to be a fake.

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super phuck : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

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raider, of course its fake dude u cant make a emergency service for blodes, or can u???

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bride of frankenstein : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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1152 days 2 hours ago...

That was very funny. Was Dr Phil helping her out?

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DragonLady : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

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1152 days 2 hours ago...

hahahahaha i actually know people that might so something like this... lol

And DUH it has to be a fake, there is no such thing as Blondstar.

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Jonesy : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

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lol "always on, because your always blonde"

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Muufley : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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Raider u must be an american lol.

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RadZenMoon : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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1152 days 2 hours ago...

That's so funny..

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LikwiD9 : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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1152 days 2 hours ago...

haha...stupid blondes......

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Rusty : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

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raider it even says it on the explanation of the video...A SPOOF of OnStar

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Gaskin : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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1152 days 2 hours ago...

that was funny

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Scienott (Admin) : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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1152 days 2 hours ago...

Sorry Neo, but there's a million vids in queue - we're still working on a better system.

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JiveTurkey : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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1152 days 1 hour ago...

It kinda sounds like that one chick from Mad TV. No, I cannot be more specific.

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Smallfrie_Omega : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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omg

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