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Dead Man Turns Up At His Funeral

A BRAZILIAN man reportedly killed in a car crash shocked his mourning family when he showed up alive at his funeral.

Relatives of Ademir Jorge Goncalves, 59, had identified the bricklayer as the victim of a car crash in Parana state, in southern Brazil, AP reports.

But Goncalves had not died. He had spent the night chatting with friends at a truck stop.

Goncalves did not learn about his own funeral until the service had already started the following day.

It is customary for funerals in Brazil to be held within 36 hours of a death.

As soon as he realised the mistake, Goncalves rushed to the funeral to let his family know he was not dead.

“The corpse was badly disfigured, but dressed in similar clothing,'' a police spokesman said, according to AP.

“People are afraid to look for very long when they identify bodies, and I think that is what happened in this case.”

Goncalves’ niece, Rosa Sampaio, told the O Globo newspaper that some family members were not sure the body was Goncalves.

"My two uncles and I had doubts about the identification,'' she told O Globo. "But an aunt and four of his friends identified the body, so what were we to do? We went ahead with the funeral.''

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  • Date 11/6/2009 8:17:19 AM
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Neferati : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Neferati

48 votes NegativePositive

14 days 22 hours ago...

The man blew a perfect opportunity to fuck with his family.

The Living End : LVL 60: VP 5: said:

The Living End

0 votes NegativePositive

14 days 21 hours ago...

"Praise da lawwwwwd is a miracle."

hrimfaxi : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

hrimfaxi

39 votes NegativePositive

14 days 21 hours ago...

shiiiiiiiiiiiiitt he could have been free~!!

elcidcampeon : LVL 53: VP 5: said:

elcidcampeon

34 votes NegativePositive

14 days 17 hours ago...

Then who the hell was in the car?

evlspcmk : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

evlspcmk

24 votes NegativePositive

14 days 13 hours ago...

ALL NIGHT chatting with friends at a truck stop...... who else thinks he was fucking prostitutes?

Woosh : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Woosh

17 votes NegativePositive

14 days 13 hours ago...

^^So...he was porking your mom?

Electric Sheep : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Electric Sheep

-5 votes NegativePositive

14 days 11 hours ago...

*Walks into the church*

"Hey guys, what`s going on?"

"[sobs] We`re mourning your death."

evlspcmk : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

evlspcmk

14 votes NegativePositive

14 days 6 hours ago...

^ well at least my mum has a job.

thundersalmon : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

thundersalmon

5 votes NegativePositive

13 days 23 hours ago...

I heard my wake was going to have an open bar? Like hell I`m going to miss that.

hellrazor : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

hellrazor

3 votes NegativePositive

13 days 7 hours ago...

Would have been classic if he had someone dresses him in zombie makeup and he came lumbering into the church "Braaaaiinnnnssss"

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