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James Rolfe pays a visit to the Cryptkeeper to count down his favorite episodes of the classic horror anthology.

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MaxPowers_00001 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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22 days 8 hours ago...

Dont worry, folks, the way Hollywood and tv works now, there will be a Remake soon that is soo bad you will hate it with your entire body.

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hogo : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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22 days 7 hours ago...

I only remember watching a few episodes, but it seemed pretty good.

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truth-is-the-nemesis : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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22 days 7 hours ago...

didn`t beat me by much:)

was just about to do it - i loved this show, wish i could`ve been first to it!.

one fav of mine that wasn`t included is `Dig that cat...He`s real gone`.

About a man who dies once & was saved by a doctor who uses a cats life to save his own & since then finds that he has also received 9 lives, & decides to profit from it by becoming an escape-artist.

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minusslade : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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22 days 5 hours ago...

One of my favorite shows as a kid.
My favorite episode was the Cartoonist whos drawing came to life and killed his bitchy fat wife , with Rick Moranis as the Cartoonist.
Or the teacher who fed students to an ancient mummy in the basement.
Oh memories...

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Cadmius : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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22 days 3 hours ago...

LOVED the theme music

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Cadmius : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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22 days 3 hours ago...

LOVED the theme music

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The Living End : LVL 60: VP 5: said:

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22 days ago...

I saw Yellow a few months ago for the first time, and it really is fantastic. The Douglas` were great as was Akroyd and Zemekis` directing. If you haven`t seen it, give a watch, you won`t be disappointed.

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boazjuggalo : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

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21 days 16 hours ago...

Cutting cards was a good one that I liked alot but i wouldn`t call it a favorite. My favorite was about an old scientist serial killer that was trying to find and harvest the human soul. He had to cut them open while they were still alive because the soul vanishes after death.

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Delkam : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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21 days 16 hours ago...

Personnaly i prefer "the keeper of seven keys" because i listined the helloween song named like the title of this crypt show. :P .

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coadam : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

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21 days 14 hours ago...

"it don`t hurt that bad"

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Milkman555 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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21 days 14 hours ago...

I might be confusing what show it was from, but I think it was tales from the crypt that had the episode about the guy who signed up to this program to help him quit smoking. Instead of doing anything to him to make him stop smoking, they would always be watching and when he lit up a smoke they would torture his wife and make him watch. ( it may have been an episode of the Outer Limits )

But James hit some of my absolute favorites I remember watching on HBO using a satellite dish.

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TonyBlue05 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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21 days 13 hours ago...

I remember "Strung Along" giving me nightmares for weeks as a kid. That visual of the doll killing the woman was the most terrifying thing I had ever seen.

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Viscoma : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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21 days 4 hours ago...

Milkman555, I believe you are thinking of the movie, "Cat`s Eye". The movie has three separate stories and you may be thinking of the one called `Quitters Inc.`

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MTHunter : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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21 days 1 hour ago...

When I was young the TftC intro was enough to scare me.

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Islamisalie : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

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20 days 16 hours ago...

Man, years later I just now realize just how fucked up this show really was.

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