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Chinese Swan Lake

Does she even weigh anything?

posted by Dannyboy
10/25/2009 3:07:37 PM

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Uzo : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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32 days 11 hours ago...

Wow .. this is one crazy blend of gymnastics, circus acts, and classical ballet. I shall call it BalleX (the "X" is silent lol - I should be one of those highly paid producers on Broadway).

As a side note, I recently was discussing why classical ballet attracts people of all ethnicities, and not just elite European types. It seems, to me, that ballet welcomes skill and talent without demanding pedigree - if you take, for example, kabuki from Japan, you *must* be a blood relative to ever have a chance of taking the stage - else, your act will be considered a sham, unworthy of attention. That`s Uzo`s words of wisdom for this evening. And after this last gulp of the bottle of whisky, I am done. *gulp*

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AnthonyAcc : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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32 days 11 hours ago...

That was incredible. The shear brutal strength and discipline must be outrageous.

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HairyLikeAnimal : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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32 days 10 hours ago...

1:27 - 1:32.....OMG HOW? poor poor knees.

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Rhaaaaa : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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32 days 10 hours ago...

meh it doesn`t beat the nude version

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thundersalmon : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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32 days 5 hours ago...

^ nude version? Link?

I am personally shocked and amazed that this caught the attention of spiked. I never expected anything culturally significant like opera or ballet to be on here.

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Gnjz : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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31 days 21 hours ago...

^HEY! Sophisticated people need explosions and titties too, ya know?

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NatalieParsnip : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

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29 days 6 hours ago...

^^While we certainly celebrate the explosive and deranged, no one is too good, or not good enough, for beauty.

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mangoost_sss : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

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29 days 4 hours ago...

while I admire the skill, strength, training and discipline to be able to do something like this (and I myself dare not dream), this is not ballet. The stands are gorgeous, but lack grace of movement and have nothing to do with the music.

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