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Car Seats Made of Whale Penis

A Russian armored-car builder is boasting that its latest vehicle has seats covered with “whale-penis leather”.

The €1 million ($1.6 million) Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition armoured car has been developed by the same company, RussoBaltique, that built armored vehicles for Tsar Nicholas, Vladimir Lenin and Leon Trotsky.

On its official website, the company says the whale-penis leather is the same as that used by Greek shipping magnate Aristotle Onassis on the yacht Christina O.

Onassis is rumored to have had some of the barstools on the yacht, the world’s most expensive at the time, covered in the controversial leather.

The leather is not the only tacky accessory on the Prombron, which Dartz claims is the world’s most expensive SUV.

The bulletproof windows are gold-plated, the exhaust is made of tungsten, the gauges are encrusted with diamonds and rubies and the exterior has a Kevlar coating.

The car also comes with three bottles of the world’s most expensive Vodka, RussoBaltique, although the website does warn prospective buyers not to drink and drive.

The vehicle is being specially prepared for the ultra-exclusive Top Marques luxury motor show in Monaco next year.

Dartz’s armored vehicles weigh roughly 4 tonnes, are powered by V8s putting out between 300kW and 400kW and are “rocket grenade-proof” according to the website.

For those wondering just how may whales may need to be harvested to outfit the special edition, the answer is not many. The penis of the Blue Whale, for example, can grow up to 2.4 meters.

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oddjob458 : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

oddjob458

48 votes NegativePositive

33 days 8 hours ago...

Apparently some rich people want to sit on dick.

MeBored : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

MeBored

2 votes NegativePositive

33 days 8 hours ago...

I imagine it has to be comfortable then.

Hoemo : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

Hoemo

6 votes NegativePositive

33 days 8 hours ago...

This is dorky.

thundersalmon : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

thundersalmon

Hidden (Show Comment) -8 votes

33 days 8 hours ago...

Sorry about your Penis!.....oh wait...sorry about the whale`s penis!

Scott5017 : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Scott5017

20 votes NegativePositive

33 days 8 hours ago...

Ok, but the next model better have fucking narwhal piss-flaps or i dont want it!

Neferati : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Neferati

-2 votes NegativePositive

33 days 6 hours ago...

I heard you like dicks so we put a dick in your car....so you can dick while you dick in your dick?

focus mode : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

focus mode

1 votes NegativePositive

33 days 5 hours ago...

There is only 1% of the blue whale population left

:O

Mr6Sozac : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Mr6Sozac

4 votes NegativePositive

33 days 5 hours ago...

^that`s why it will sell more
make mine with tires made of whale balls! X_X

Uzo : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Uzo

4 votes NegativePositive

33 days 3 hours ago...

^ yeah. The fuzzy dice are panda, the pedals are all Galapagos tortoise shell, and the airbags are actually the skinned remains of unfortunate street children from Rio. Fuckin` bitchin`.

And I guess all those years of the Cold War - what was it they said? Decadent capitalist pigs huh? Goddamn Commie hypocrites.

gruel : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

gruel

-3 votes NegativePositive

33 days 1 hour ago...

Now that`s a real pussy magnet

northern_tide : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

northern_tide

-1 votes NegativePositive

33 days ago...

thats a car i could cum into

The Chewbacca Defence : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

The Chewbacca Defence

0 votes NegativePositive

32 days 23 hours ago...

402 to 536 hp. Crazy Russians and their metric...

hellrazor : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

hellrazor

3 votes NegativePositive

32 days 23 hours ago...

"The penis of the Blue Whale, for example, can grow up to 2.4 meters."

I feel so small.

Loops101 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Loops101

4 votes NegativePositive

32 days 22 hours ago...

^ compare to its body size a whales penis is relatively small. I just said that to make you feel better hope it help.

Venomousvole : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Venomousvole

0 votes NegativePositive

32 days 20 hours ago...

nice job, and you know if you`re in the market for cheap anti-armour weaponry...

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