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CLINTON TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) - Police say a Detroit-area man bit through a neighbor's lips after he picked up a football that accidentally had been tossed onto his lawn by some teenagers. The man was accused of confiscating the football Sunday evening and refusing to return it until a 28-year-old parent walked up to him and asked for the ball.

Clinton Township Detective Capt. Richard Maierle said the suspect attacked the man, and "the bite went nearly all the way through his mouth."

The man, 44, was arraigned Monday on a charge of assault with intent to maim. That's a 10-year felony.

He was being held in the Macomb County jail.

Maierle told The Macomb Daily of Mount Clemens the victim was taken to a hospital for treatment of deep lacerations on the upper and lower lips.

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thundersalmon : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

thundersalmon

5 votes NegativePositive

33 days 5 hours ago...

explains the front cage found on most foot ball helmets.

cha0tic : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

cha0tic

13 votes NegativePositive

33 days 3 hours ago...

Next time don`t throw a football onto Mike Tyson`s lawn.

junkzm3 : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

junkzm3

1 votes NegativePositive

33 days 2 hours ago...

Hmm...the beginning of `The Crazies`?

Brb, reloading :)

focus mode : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

focus mode

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33 days 2 hours ago...

assault with intent to maim. That`s a 10-year felony.

isnt all assault with the intent to maim? like if people had there way and people couldnt fight back i bet most assaults would end in fucking murder

this is retarded, people smack eachother in the face and break noses / jaws, but bite someone and thats intent to maim :S

assmaster : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

assmaster

1 votes NegativePositive

32 days 22 hours ago...

a broken nose can mend, bite off someone`s lips and that it, no more lips.

Saliva from people can really mess up the healing process more so than the contact from skin on skin.

mufasa1023 : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

mufasa1023

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32 days 22 hours ago...

^ Michigan`s AWIM law is specifically designed to punish people who attack the face

In MI simple assault is a 93 day misdemeanor and aggravated assault (simple assault with an injury) is a 1 year misdemeanor...aggravated assault of the face (called assault with intent to maim) is punished the same as assault with intent to do great bodily harm less than murder (severe bodily injuries) because the assumption is that facial injuries are automatically very serious

here, read the law yourself:

750.86 Assault with intent to maim.

Sec. 86.

Assault with intent to maim—Any person who shall assault another with intent to maim or disfigure his person by cutting out or maiming the tongue, putting out or destroying an eye, cutting or tearing off an ear, cutting or slitting or mutilating the nose or lips or cutting off or disabling a limb, organ or member, shall be guilty of a felony, punishable by imprisonment in the state prison not more than 10 years or by fine of not more than 5,000 dollars.

Rikaru : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

Rikaru

0 votes NegativePositive

32 days 20 hours ago...

Damn Mufasa, you sure don`t.... monkey around

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