Upgrade your browser!

Spiked Humor Crave Online

Problem?

Quoting Leviticus...

Too bad the guy with the passage from Leviticus tattooed on his arm didn’t read the next chapter: “You shall not make any gashes in your flesh for the dead or tattoo any marks upon you; I am the LORD”

posted by Carni Parti
10/23/2009 9:02:45 AM

Views: 3916

Teen
Offensive

Add to favorites

Tags Tags: leviticus tattoo

Related Media

Video:
LED Tattoos Could Turn Skin Into Screens
Scientists are researching biodegradable, silicon-silk . . .
2.12/5 - 308 - 6

Video:
9/11 Tattoo
Truly tasteless.
3.61/5 - 3234 - 12

Video:
Love Tits Tatoo
Interesting knuckle tattoo.
4.24/5 - 3519 - 4

Video:
Zombie Jesus Fish Tattoo
...I like it.
4.22/5 - 4784 - 3

Video:
Unicorn Humping Dolphin Tattoo
Or it could be administering the Heimlich. No *actua. . .
4.45/5 - 3206 - 3

Video:
Cat man
Self-styled "Catman" Dennis Avner underwent several biz. . .
2.76/5 - 477 - 7

Video:
Horrible Tattoo
Horrible Tattoo
3.88/5 - 589 - 2

Video:
Horrible Tattoo
Horrible Tattoo
3.75/5 - 2733 - 6

Video:
Horrible Tattoo
Horrible Tattoo
3.71/5 - 511 - 2

Video:
Bacon Tattoo
Trim those pits, madam.
3.39/5 - 2783 - 7

Video:
Temporary Tattoos
They last forever.
4.68/5 - 3729 - 5

Video:
Bacon Tattoo #2
I <3 BACON!
3.78/5 - 2580 - 3

Video:
Bacon Tattoo #1
Warning: You could lose an arm doing this.
3.65/5 - 2569 - 4

Video:
Horrible Tattoo
Horrible Tattoo
3.31/5 - 306 - 0

Video:
Horrible Tattoo
Horrible Tattoo
3.3/5 - 241 - 0

Video:
Disturbing Pillsbury Doughboy Tattoo
Violating Little Debbie
4.46/5 - 4288 - 11

Video:
3=3
She asked for 3 stars right?
4.65/5 - 4120 - 11

Video:
Tattoo Locations
Cracked.com
4.53/5 - 3651 - 9

Video:
Girl Gets 56 Stat Tattoos Without Noticing
"18-year old Kimberley Vlaeminck from Kortrijk, Belgium. . .
4.64/5 - 9381 - 48

Video:
Shark Stump
I hope it was a shark that took his limb.
4.65/5 - 3511 - 5

View All

Rate This Picture:: 4.14 out of 5 based on 864 votes

Rating Results:

Picture URL:

13 Comments

Current View: 15 / Show all Comments

GB! : LVL 65: VP 5: said:

Hidden (Show Comment) 36 votes

33 days 18 hours ago...

Christians: cherry-picking bible quotes to justify their bullshit ideas since 0 AD.

edit

mufasa1023 : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Hidden (Show Comment) 26 votes

30 days 22 hours ago...

^ technically the old testament was written starting in about 600 b.c.e. and the new testament was not started until around 45 a.d.

edit

Presto : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Hidden (Show Comment) 5 votes

30 days 20 hours ago...

Religion is the root of all evil.

edit

sum_guy : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Hidden (Show Comment) 8 votes

30 days 18 hours ago...

A few pages after this passage is (lev 9:10) that says eating shellfish is an abomination, yet I don`t see any protests outside red lobster.

edit

LeighCedar : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Hidden (Show Comment) 2 votes

30 days 12 hours ago...

This is the friend of two guys who nearly killed a gay guy for coming onto one of them.

Me thinks they doth protest too much.

edit

hugshug : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Hidden (Show Comment) 4 votes

30 days 9 hours ago...

I don`t know about some christians, but I fuck women in the Vagina, so if I ever felt like "being" with a man in the same way as a woman, it would be impossible.
The Christians who fuck women in the Ass, need to get real. Save that for the priest.
lol.

edit

DoctorRandomercam : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Hidden (Show Comment) 0 votes

30 days 7 hours ago...

Yeah, if you don`t lie that way with women then you`re good to go. And lesbians of course remain in the clear.

edit

gruel : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Hidden (Show Comment) -4 votes

30 days 6 hours ago...

According the Christian holy books, Christians are not allowed to eat pork and drink alcohol too. Hypo-what?

edit

PokeyGorilla : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Hidden (Show Comment) 5 votes

30 days 5 hours ago...

To answer everyone`s shellfish question. In Acts, Paul has a vision about clean and unclean animals. I won`t bore everyone with the details but the consensus of the early church was that the gentiles did not have to follow Jewish law. (circumcision and the food laws being the prime examples)

edit

icecoveredpool : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Hidden (Show Comment) 0 votes

29 days 22 hours ago...

Paul was a troll who hijacked jesus` teachings.

edit

gruel : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Hidden (Show Comment) -1 votes

29 days 22 hours ago...

Leviticus Chapter 11

7 And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you.

Let us not therefore judge one another any more: but judge this rather, that no man put a stumbling block or an occasion to fall in his brother`s way... It is good neither to eat flesh, nor to drink wine, nor any thing whereby thy brother stumbleth, or is offended, or is made weak. Romans 14:13, 21

edit