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On the night Super Smash Bros. Brawl was released, Stutterin' Craig from Screwattack.com had an advance copy that he was auctioning off at a GameStop. The biggest douchebag in the world, however, decided to (not) show his face.

posted by Jombie
10/20/2009 4:31:20 PM

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Dusma : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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34 days 10 hours ago...

HA!

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delt_osvp : LVL 48: VP 5: said:

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34 days 10 hours ago...

lol, calls the cops on himself. Even the cop knew he was a douchebag.

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Rekon : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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34 days 10 hours ago...

Wife: "Are you sure you have to work so late, y`know you really need to spend more time with your son, Jason, your either working or glued to that stupid gamecube"
Jason: "Shuuuuuuduuup"

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doosharm : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

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34 days 1 hour ago...

What was that guys deal? Was he just a customer out of the crowd?

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The Living End : LVL 60: VP 5: said:

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33 days 1 hour ago...

Alert! We`re at DoucheCon level 4! Why so serious buddy??

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ElementalDragon : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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33 days 1 hour ago...

doosharm: that`s what makes it so funny. he WAS a customer in the crowd. He wasn`t even visible as far as i could tell.... but i guess he musta noticed, or heard, that they were filming, and... you know... WALKED INTO VIEW of the camera, saying he didn`t want to be filmed.

News flash for the genius... you won`t get filmed if you don`t walk up to the camera.

And the Super Smash Bros. launch day Darwin Award goes TO....

I just thought it was funny when the one guy told the non-wanting-to-be-filmed guy to get a haircut while he was at home, the guy said "Fuck you", and stuttering craig was like "Geez, you hear that everybody? Who`s disturbing who out here?"

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sc1zzen : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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33 days 1 hour ago...

lol fag didnt get his game AND he got arrested GJ Stutterin` Craig!

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ManicMan : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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32 days 22 hours ago...

they should have shown his face, maybe he owes child support or something

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PinkyPie : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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32 days 18 hours ago...

He thought they were gonna spoil the ending like all those people do outside the harry potter movies.

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azntxsw127 : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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32 days 18 hours ago...

HAHA! I love how he try to tell the douche the address of the gamestop. He must be too ugly to be shown on camera, so he want to spare the viewer of his shame.

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