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The Birth Of An Elephant

Kick the baby!

posted by Sir spanks-a-lot
10/18/2009 9:06:38 PM

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PCGamer91 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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36 days 22 hours ago...

Damn, When I first clicked on this video I was expecting a gross fest but that was probably one of the most heartening moments of any video when that baby took it`s first breath. Just wondering if it has any broken ribs after those kicks lol.

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Flynn_2006 : LVL 47: VP 5: said:

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36 days 21 hours ago...

One of the most amazing things I`ve ever seen.

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Sir spanks-a-lot : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

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36 days 21 hours ago...

this is the second most amazing thing i`ve ever seen.
the birth of my son was the first one.
and it was a bit grosser than this....
you know? women shit themselves when they`re giving birth...

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hogo : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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36 days 21 hours ago...

^what? they fucking do??

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Sir spanks-a-lot : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

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36 days 21 hours ago...

yep!!
you just wait...

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Sir spanks-a-lot : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

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36 days 21 hours ago...

and then they make you cut the umbilical cord. they hand you these surgical scissors that could sever your wang in a heartbeat, but that fucking cord is so tough you really have to squeeze...
I thought i was going to pass out.

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smackattack : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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36 days 17 hours ago...

Glad the little sucker made it. Was worried for a second.

This just in, Elephants win the runner up award for animals with the largest taints. First place goes to Rosie O`Donnell.

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cha0tic : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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36 days 16 hours ago...

@Sir spanks-a-lot: I thought doctors gave most women enemas while in labor so that wouldn`t happen. Maybe it`s less common?

I`m surprised that elephant was that quiet while the baby was coming out. Amazing.

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Shaved Dave : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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36 days 14 hours ago...

This video has made me wonder, is there anything on the internet I wont masturbate to?

v I stole it from Frankie Boyle

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Maestro : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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36 days 10 hours ago...

^ what? you`re an idiot. I dont understand how you think that`d be funny in any way.

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ricemonkey : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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35 days 22 hours ago...

holy shit i thought that baby elephant was definitely dead.
goddamn i got worried there

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duckmanx : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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35 days 21 hours ago...

Whoa...I was on edge when it wasnt moving. Well when you weight over 220 pounds at birth, a simple slap on the ass won`t do.

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driftchik : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

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35 days 18 hours ago...

Lol I never got an enema! My partner never told me if I shit myself or not thank god!
And who the fuck cares when you are holding the most important thing ever created in your arms.

By the way elephant birth looks way easier than human birth. Go the elephants!

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moss197 : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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35 days 15 hours ago...

Unbelievable! I can definitely say, that was one of the most inspiring video`s I have ever seen. Makes me want to save the environment and such to protect creatures like this.

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