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Almost no Christians have read the Bible, an interesting irony given that it is purported to be the source of their religion.

When you do read the Bible, its like entering a mad house. The books of Moses are a bloodbath from beginning to end. The God of Moses appears to be a volcano, and worships in an orgy of blood and dismembered animals.

Then you get on to Jesus, and things really dont improve much. Jesus states that all the old laws about burning witches etc, given to Moses by God still stand, and Jesus spends most of his time healing the sick, casting out demons and preaching. The irony being that even after he gives his disciples magic powers to cast out demons, many of them still doubt that he is the son of God.

Anyway, this video just cuts out one short segment of the Bible, about witches, wizards and demons. All form part of the narrative of Jesus and God in the Bible. Remove these, and you rip out the credibility of the book on its big claims about Gods, and Sons of Gods and you reduce the Bible to merely a story book.

It is my reckoning that people can identify Harry Potter as a work of fiction. Why then should people struggle so much in identifying the Bible as a work of fiction?

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Doqaz : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Doqaz

12 votes NegativePositive

40 days 23 hours ago...

One blasphemy a day keeps crazy away.

GameWarrior2216 : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

GameWarrior2216

7 votes NegativePositive

40 days 22 hours ago...

That bull sacrifice part sounds like the worship of Baal.

Wrykilx : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

Wrykilx

10 votes NegativePositive

40 days 21 hours ago...

We should get a pool going to guess the amount of Christians that miss the point of this video. Easy money.

Grothesk : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Grothesk

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40 days 11 hours ago...

He`s simply describing fundamentalism Christianity; the idea that EVERYTHING has to be ABSOLUTELY and LITERALLY true. That`s called extremism. Essentially he`s taking the most ridiculous interpretation of the Bible and saying, "ALL Christians MUST believe in ALL of this!" when that is simply not true.

Can a Christian utilize logic and reason when it comes to certain parts of the Bible? Certainly. Who are you to tell them they can`t? Will a tome filled with annals of stories which have to do with SUPERNATURAL occurrences make rational sense all the time? Of course not. That`s why it`s called SUPERnatural.

TLDR version: he`s basically railing against fundamentalism, a type of Christianity which is practiced by very few contemporary Christians.

hogo : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

hogo

8 votes NegativePositive

40 days 11 hours ago...

^all you need is a few to fuck shit up. Just like when people say only 1 percent of Muslims are militant. Do the math, 1 percent of 1.2 billion people is still a shitload. And there are over 2 billion Christians on the planet. All we need is a few of them to take the bible far to literally and someone will get hurt.

sato : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

sato

5 votes NegativePositive

40 days 8 hours ago...

grot r u saying that to be chistian u don`t necessarily have to believe that the enitire bible is the true word of god?

that1guy : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

that1guy

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40 days 2 hours ago...

This is stupid.

God does not talk like that.

Cleric21 : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

Cleric21

5 votes NegativePositive

40 days 1 hour ago...

doesn`t matter the voice, fact is, doesn`t that all that blood spilling sound like what cults and witches do for ceremonies, yeah i thought so, i used to be a christian but then common sense over rid my delusion, just glad the bible is a story book cause damn if that shit was real, i`d be more scared of god than satan, lol

OrgasmoTheMoose : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

OrgasmoTheMoose

8 votes NegativePositive

40 days 1 hour ago...

@Grothesk

You can say that all you want, but the Bible is supposed to be divinely inspired and the word of the one true God correct? So how is it possible that someone can just go through it and pick only the parts that they like or agree with and say that the rest of it no longer apply? If it is the word of God, then all of it should be true and should be followed to the letter. But if you do not believe in the nasty bits of the Bible then why believe in the rest? Any of the morality that it tries to bestow upon people in the rest of it, is something that so many atheists and non-believers already possess, and you don`t have to believe in an invisible man in the sky.

Although I will concede to you that I would much rather have a populace of people who pick and choose the good parts of the Bible than a populace of fundamental extremists. Half of my family falls into the latter bit and it`s not a pretty sight.

dancesux : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

dancesux

7 votes NegativePositive

40 days 1 hour ago...

the reality is that even if god is real and true, the bible was written by man and man is fallable. But yeh a lot of the stuff in the old testament is fucked up!

Grothesk : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Grothesk

-6 votes NegativePositive

40 days ago...

You guys are coming from a Catholic mindset so let me question some of your beliefs:

1. WHO said the entire Bible is true? Who claimed that? Some Christian friend of yours? You over heard it in a conversation? The Pope? If the idea of "the entirety of the Bible is true" doesn`t not come from an authoritative force then your arguments quickly collapse.

2. Why must ALL of it be true or NONE of it be true? This is polarized, extremist thinking. What if the Old Testament is figurative and the New Testament is literal? Can this not possibly be the case? Please keep in mind that the gap between the Old Testament and New Testament is roughly 1000 to 1500 years. To state that half of a book written in 1400 B.C. is going to be written in THE EXACT SAME WAY as a book written 1000+ years later is laughably lunatic.

3. Which characteristic of Christianity are you guys attacking: the fact that is has changed or the fact that it hasn`t? Is Christianity today the same as it was in Paul`s time? Not at all. So it`s apparent that Christianity has changed and updated since its conception and yet the fundamental writings of "The Bible" are the same. So are you railing against the fact that Christianity changes while the Bible stays the same? Are you angry that Christians aren`t killing witches and hunting demons? Your attacks seem vague and random.

Just some questions to think about.

Paragon : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Paragon

11 votes NegativePositive

40 days ago...

People can pick and choose which parts are true?

How convenient. Lets all pick the nice things and leave out the sacrifices and such.

Bluelight83 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Bluelight83

2 votes NegativePositive

39 days 23 hours ago...

World would be a much better place if the Religous people could accept that some just dont believe and if people like you can just accept that some people do believe.

Why is that so hard?

chelesuarez : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

chelesuarez

-5 votes NegativePositive

39 days 22 hours ago...

I`m a Catholic, but I`m also a thinker. If you read the story of the Bible you would know that the books comprising the Bible were picked and chosen by People. Some books were left out, others allowed to stay, others were "modified." This process took 400 years.
Do I think each and every single part of the Bible is true? No, I don`t. Why? because I will not put my trust in what a group of people like you or me did over 1000 years ago.
Do I need to believe that Jesus changed water into fine tasting wine to believe he is the son of God? No, I don`t. Do I need to believe that God parted the red sea for the Israelites to escape to believe God exists? No, I don`t.
There is so much more to God than just his his stories. I would not expect a non-believer to understand. I still believe he is God.

I do not judge atheists, they can choose not to believe. God did not put me on this green earth to make people believe or save their souls. If you want to save your soul, do it yourself, if you want help, ask and I will help. If you don`t believe in Jesus, hey, power to you. I think your wrong and you think I`m wrong, let`s carry on with our lives and at the end lets each be judged.

PS.: I find it so funny that Atheists think they are so smarter than believers, when most of them are just community college graduates with very little real schooling. By the way, I do have a PhD and 2 masters, and I am a believer.

Grothesk : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Grothesk

-5 votes NegativePositive

39 days 22 hours ago...

Bluelight83 said:

"World would be a much better place if the Religous people could accept that some just dont believe and if people like you can just accept that some people do believe.

Why is that so hard?"

Do you see any videos on Spikedhumor.com telling how God is real and you should follow Christianity? Besides 7th Day Adventists do you have people knocking on your door telling you to believe in God? (And even in the case of 7th Day Adventists all you have to do is close the door).

Do me a favor and look up "god", "Christian" and "atheist" in the top left corner of your screen and see how many videos come up attacking Christianity, faith and religion.

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