Upgrade your browser!

Spiked Humor Crave Online

Problem?

Videos / Funny Videos /

Phil Helmuth Hates Online Players

And idiots from northern Europe.

posted by thedevilstaco
10/9/2009 6:43:08 AM

Views: 6650

All Ages

Add to favorites

Tags Tags: poker

Related Media

Video:
Cartman, Christopher Walken & Lady Gaga
Poker Face...
4.39/5 - 110 - 3

Video:
2009 WSOP Winner
Joe Cada, a poker professional, became the ultimate win. . .
4.52/5 - 2782 - 7

Video:
Phil Ivey - Greatest Poker Player In the World
Short documentary of a rags to riches story. Phil Ivey,. . .
4.01/5 - 428 - 1

Video:
Christopher Walken's Rendition of Poker Face
Christopher Walken sings it better than Lady Gaga.
4.76/5 - 6093 - 18

Video:
Demotivational Poster - Poker
Yep, I would go all in.
4.3/5 - 1951 - 2

Video:
Centrum Silver Commercial: Playing Strip Poker
Feel young again.
4.67/5 - 4716 - 16

Video:
Demotivational Poster - Poker Face
It never works everyone looks at her tits
4.69/5 - 7487 - 5

Video:
Lady GaGa - Butterface
Poker Face Parody
4.15/5 - 1824 - 7

Video:
Poker - Insane First Hand
Sam Farha doubles his chipcount in the very first hand . . .
4.54/5 - 4398 - 18

Video:
Greatest Poker Playing Dog
illi Dog Video featuring Jilli, the cutest Yorkshire Te. . .
4.13/5 - 1364 - 10

Video:
Governor of Poker
Youda Governor of Poker goes back to the roots of this . . .
3.94/5 - 1298 - 5

Video:
Playing Cards Under Fire
There is fighting on the streets, but for a bunch of so. . .
3.75/5 - 1817 - 3

Video:
Cool Girls
Very nice video ad...Is this every man`s dream ? Well... . .
3.84/5 - 2926 - 5

Video:
Poker - 7 2 vs A A
Think 7 2 never wins in poker? Think A A is rigged? Th. . .
4.52/5 - 4623 - 19

Video:
Do You Know When To Fold?
Poker Room anti-gambling infomercial. Do YOU know when . . .
4.47/5 - 2910 - 9

Video:
High Stakes Poker - $750,000 Pot
Patrick Antonius Vs. Jamie Gold in a huge pot at HSP. I. . .
4.11/5 - 3823 - 14

Video:
Poker - Daniel Negreanu vs Gus Hansen
An insightful play between the two poker champs: Negrea. . .
4.21/5 - 3024 - 7

Video:
Poker - Negreanu Plays Tough; Shows One Card
Daniel Negreanu takes a big risk by showing the bettor . . .
4.39/5 - 4166 - 16

Video:
Poker - Jennifer Tilly vs Patrick Antonius
An unbelievable play with FULL HOUSE! The expressions a. . .
3.49/5 - 5278 - 23

Video:
Poker - Negreanu vs Hellmuth
An interesting play by Daniel Negreanu, especially at . . .
3.87/5 - 1487 - 4

View All

Your Macromedia's Flash Player
may be out of date

Click here to upgrade your flash player.

You may also get this message if you have disabled your javascript. You must enable it to view videos.

Trouble playing the video? Click here to download the original.

Rate This Video:: 4.59 out of 5 based on 630 votes

Rating Results:

Earn XP by sharing this video!
learn more

Video URL:

Embedded Link:

15 Comments

Current View: 15 / Show all Comments

Tada : LVL 45: VP 5: said:

Hidden (Show Comment) 52 votes

46 days 5 hours ago...

Phil...stop acting like a butthurt faggot.

edit

Rzay : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Hidden (Show Comment) 45 votes

46 days 2 hours ago...

^Seriously

I`m waiting on one of these guys to crack him one of these days. Now that would be some good TV.

edit

Alonso : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Hidden (Show Comment) 37 votes

46 days ago...

Hope someone beats the shit out of that mother fucker.

edit

DSeifer : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Hidden (Show Comment) 39 votes

45 days 23 hours ago...

awwww poor baby, boo hoo hoo. that`s an addict right there, i`ve seen many of his type at the casino, his honey probably cuts off all his sex if he doesn`t bring home enough money to buy her new "things".

edit

truth-is-the-nemesis : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Hidden (Show Comment) 36 votes

45 days 16 hours ago...

he can bitch & moan all he wants but it still won`t change the outcome:)

edit

pharb : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Hidden (Show Comment) 30 votes

45 days 15 hours ago...

what a fucking douche!

edit

fattirefury : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

Hidden (Show Comment) 21 votes

45 days 14 hours ago...

^Phil Helmuth got runner up for biggest douche in the universe

edit

sc1zzen : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Hidden (Show Comment) 21 votes

45 days 14 hours ago...

"FREAKING idiots beating the shit out of me"

edit

Bluelight83 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Hidden (Show Comment) 38 votes

45 days 13 hours ago...

Did it work? Yes.

Did it get him more money? Yes.

Did it keep your bitch ass in and throwing out more money? Yes.

You were fucking handled that hand. Clean the sand out of your vagina and fucking accept it.

And the last time you won was 1989? Sounds like you reached your peak and are trying to put on a show to stick around.

edit

gruel : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Hidden (Show Comment) 4 votes

45 days 12 hours ago...

Who cares about poker?

edit

ryanjm : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Hidden (Show Comment) 5 votes

45 days 11 hours ago...

^^That`s the last time he won the main event. He`s won a ton of other tournaments in the mean time though. Phil`s play was very good, but there is such a thing as knowing your opponent is too bad to fold. Generally you want people like that at your table, but you have to identify them and never bluff them. If he is playing 75o like that, he will go broke eventually, you just have to be patient and wait for when you actually have a hand.

edit

vyrtualdogg : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Hidden (Show Comment) 7 votes

45 days 9 hours ago...

Why doesn`t anyone just kick the shit out of him?

edit

HouseOfHam : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Hidden (Show Comment) 4 votes

45 days 9 hours ago...

Cause he`s not worth it.

edit

Presto : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Hidden (Show Comment) 3 votes

45 days 7 hours ago...

Helmuth is the same kind of guy who gets on video game forums and complains that X is op because he got beat by it and then says players who use X are skilless.

edit