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Swede Gets Penis Tatoo While Drunk


A Swedish drinker is a picture of misery - after waking up to find a tattoo of a penis on his leg.

Joel Stefansson, 27, from Umea in northern Sweden, had agreed to let a tattoo artist ink in any design he liked after an all night vodka session.

"I thought I'd have something discreet and dignified but I got a six inch penis on my leg right next to my own one," said Joel.

Now Joel is desperate to have the design removed, or at least reduced.

"It's a bit larger than mine so the truth is going to be a bit of a let down to any women who get to see it," he confessed.

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  • Date 10/7/2009 8:03:27 AM
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Violetninja420 : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Violetninja420

32 votes NegativePositive

47 days 10 hours ago...

"It`s a bit larger than mine so the truth is going to be a bit of a let down to any women who get to see it."

You get used to it after a while.

PizzaBoi : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

PizzaBoi

18 votes NegativePositive

47 days 10 hours ago...

Alcohol: 1
Judgment: 0

mufasa1023 : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

mufasa1023

45 votes NegativePositive

47 days 10 hours ago...

at least he didn`t get 40 stars on his face...

Hoemo : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

Hoemo

31 votes NegativePositive

47 days 10 hours ago...

^or a dick on his face

oddjob458 : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

oddjob458

0 votes NegativePositive

47 days 10 hours ago...

Wow. Not much to say on this one. Just wow.

ZebraCakes : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

ZebraCakes

0 votes NegativePositive

47 days 9 hours ago...

I was going to say it`s small and would make his look bigger in comparison but I guess not, poor guy

focus mode : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

focus mode

10 votes NegativePositive

47 days 9 hours ago...

OR 40 DICKS ON HIS FACE!11

disco dirk : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

disco dirk

23 votes NegativePositive

47 days 9 hours ago...

When I read the title, I thought he got a tattoo ON his penis while he was drunk, which would have been way worse.

RedNog : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

RedNog

5 votes NegativePositive

47 days 6 hours ago...

Wow what a dick move.

gruel : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

gruel

0 votes NegativePositive

46 days 20 hours ago...

No actually a tattoo on the penis would`ve been better, wouldn`t you say? This is just fail...

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