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College Ready For Zombie Attack


GAINESVILLE, Fla. — No one expects a zombie apocalypse. But the University of Florida is making sure officials are ready for a night of the living dead, just in case.

The school has a plan for responding to the undead on its Web site among outlines for dealing with hurricanes and pandemics.

The exercise lays out how university officials would respond to attacks by "flesh-eating, apparently life impaired individuals." It notes that a zombie outbreak might include "documentation of lots of strange moaning."

A University of Florida spokesman says the exercise was written by an employee to "add a little bit of levity" to disaster preparation discussions.

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Byck : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

Byck

11 votes NegativePositive

54 days 12 hours ago...

I find the most effective way to neutralize the infected is to shoot 1 round directly into the cranium, or decapitate it.... either way works just fine.

mufasa1023 : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

mufasa1023

13 votes NegativePositive

54 days 12 hours ago...

^gotta watch out for the blood though because everyone knows that one drop is enough for instant infection and transformation

Uzo : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Uzo

16 votes NegativePositive

54 days 11 hours ago...

"add a little bit of levity" ?! I don`t think they`re taking this shit seriously enough!!

choreboy : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

choreboy

-7 votes NegativePositive

54 days 9 hours ago...

what`s with zombies lately? you`d think this woulda been cool in like, the 80`s....

WilliVanilli : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

WilliVanilli

23 votes NegativePositive

54 days 8 hours ago...

"No one expects a zombie apocalypse."

Bullshit, right off the bat.

dopefiend : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

dopefiend

2 votes NegativePositive

54 days 8 hours ago...

Well... Now that people are more informed, the human race might stand a chance IF a large scale zombie virus pandemic were to actually afflict us.

Malkaveer : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Malkaveer

3 votes NegativePositive

54 days 6 hours ago...

Remember to double tap.

Also, moaning as a indicator of zombies? I didn`t realize I created zombies every night.

nicholsted : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

nicholsted

0 votes NegativePositive

54 days 5 hours ago...

dopefiend: its not if, its when.

PokeyGorilla : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

PokeyGorilla

1 votes NegativePositive

54 days 4 hours ago...

I prefer a chainsaw to deal with the undead

Mr6Sozac : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Mr6Sozac

0 votes NegativePositive

54 days 3 hours ago...

swords light armor and mask should be useful till i prep my guns X_X

Arm : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Arm

1 votes NegativePositive

53 days 21 hours ago...

Ill hide in the steam tunnels while everyone else gets eaten.

Mike. : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Mike.

-2 votes NegativePositive

53 days 11 hours ago...

<sex joke>
"a zombie outbreak might include documentation of lots of strange moaning"
</sex joke>

koryo : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

koryo

0 votes NegativePositive

52 days 19 hours ago...

Who`s the hot zombie chick in the pic?

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