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Woman Flings Billiard Balls At Robbers

Standing on her roof, a 27-year-old woman thwarted an attempted burglary Wednesday afternoon when she pelted two men at the front of her home with billiard balls.

"I made it to the back door, climbed a tree and onto the roof," Paula Ollie said. "I went to the front of the house and yelled ’Death from above’ and started throwing the pool (table) balls."

Ollie said she was accurate.

"I nailed him in the back," Ollie said, referring to one man who was near a bedroom window. "I then started throwing at the one at the front door and got him, but I don’t know where I hit him. I did miss once because there’s a dent in the front door."

The cursing men ran for their lives, holding their arms above their heads to protect themselves.

When police officers arrived, they did not find the men.

"We recommend that people call 911 if they see strangers at their home," North Richland Hills Investigator Keith Bauman said.

Ollie described the men as dressed all in black — their hats, shirts, pants and shoes.

"I know one was white because I could see his arm when he had it over his head," Ollie said.

As for her warrior cry of "Death from above," Ollie says she heard it in a movie but wasn’t sure which.

"They say it all the time," she said.

The incident happened shortly after 2 p.m. Wednesday.

Ollie, a mother of three, was at home alone.

"I heard something outside, and I went to the front door, where I heard these two men talking quietly," said Ollie, who had been cleaning the house. "They didn’t ring the doorbell or knock. I put my ear to the door, and I sensed that something was wrong."

Without thinking of calling 911, Ollie plotted her attack. She grabbed her son’s bike helmet and loaded it with billiard balls. Hours later, she couldn’t remember how many she had taken.

She quietly went out the back door, placed the helmet straps in her mouth and climbed a tree. From there, she made her way to the roof.

"If I had known where the BB gun was, I would have used that," Ollie said. "There’s a crossbow in the house, and if I had known where the ammunition was, I would have grabbed that."

Once on the roof, Ollie began her assault.

And within a few minutes, she had run the table on them.

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  • Date 10/1/2009 7:17:52 AM
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thorkon : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

thorkon

45 votes NegativePositive

51 days 6 hours ago...

Wow. Yeah dont call 911. Just act likes its a Home Alone movie.

sc1zzen : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

sc1zzen

45 votes NegativePositive

51 days 6 hours ago...

Death from above!

AND she would have used the crossbow if she knew where the ammo was?!?

fucking epic she even had a cool line this bitch knows her good action flicks.

SolarAbyss : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

SolarAbyss

42 votes NegativePositive

51 days 5 hours ago...

We now go to Ollie Williams, how`d you beat the intruders Ollie?

DEATH FROM ABOVE!

Thanks Ollie

teheasterferret : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

teheasterferret

27 votes NegativePositive

51 days 5 hours ago...

damn she`s got balls

sorry, had to

Uzo : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Uzo

35 votes NegativePositive

51 days 5 hours ago...

I act the same way every time Mormons turn up at my place.

disco dirk : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

disco dirk

23 votes NegativePositive

51 days 4 hours ago...

I don`t need a picture, she`s already a MILF in my eyes.

Cahu : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Cahu

6 votes NegativePositive

51 days 2 hours ago...

"We also have an M60 in the house, installed on the roof. If I had known where the ammo was I would`ve used that."

Joshmg25 : LVL 48: VP 5: said:

Joshmg25

3 votes NegativePositive

51 days 1 hour ago...

Now watch, the burglars are going to sue her for assault.

nicholsted : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

nicholsted

2 votes NegativePositive

50 days 22 hours ago...

i never have to worry about burglars then, i have a five gallon bucket of billiard balls. don`t ask why

SolarAbyss : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

SolarAbyss

4 votes NegativePositive

50 days 20 hours ago...

^Why?

Electric Sheep : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Electric Sheep

1 votes NegativePositive

50 days 17 hours ago...

Wolverines!

spankyz87 : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

spankyz87

0 votes NegativePositive

40 days 2 hours ago...

"death from above" ftw

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