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Man Bites Off Protester`s Finger

Pro-Health protester gets pinky bitten off.

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  • Date 9/12/2009 5:53:39 PM
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funberg : LVL 48: VP 5: said:

funberg

5 votes NegativePositive

78 days 13 hours ago...

"So this guy wanted everybody to have affordable health care, so I came up and started him attacking me"
"what did he do?"
"He started smashing his face into my delicate fists that were flying through the air towards him"
"You must have been frighted, what happened next"
"He got real crazy and I saw blood in his eyes, that may have been from me punching him, but then he tried to eat me alive"
"How did you escape with your life?"
"So like I said, I was punching him in the face and the tip of my pinky was in his mouth, and he closed it, spit out the tip of the finger, which distracted me, and he ran away"
"My God, what kind of a sick bastard would bite the person that was beating him in the face. You sir are an American hero. We can only hope that he couldn`t afford or was kicked off his health care and his whole family went bankrupt paying for the medical and dental damage you did to him protecting yourself from the attack that he was going to do to you after you started defending yourself from him."

Another hard hitting interview of a proud assaulter, no softballs on Fox News. I can only imagine how the interview would have gone if he supported people having health care: "So what if he was beating you? That doesn`t give you the right to bite the finger he put in your mouth while punching you in the face, I don`t care if he was stabbing you in the the throat, if you had damaged his knife I would have sued you myself"

I don`t advocate biting people, but there are two ways this went down: he(the guy that Cavuto is going to personally find) either was scared for his life/well-being and defended himself by biting the hand punching him in the face, or he was a piece of shit that took advantage of being punched in the mouth by another piece of shit for a cheap shot to do permanent damage to his attacker, at worst that makes two asshole that should spend some time in the same cell, not one true American hero coming to the defense of poor corporate monopolies and one Hannibal Lecter aka generic health care advocate aka fascist communist baby killing democrat.

exploder : LVL 50: VP 5: said:

exploder

2 votes NegativePositive

78 days 12 hours ago...

OK, I`m sorry. I was hungry. And he was hitting me.

exploder : LVL 50: VP 5: said:

exploder

2 votes NegativePositive

78 days 12 hours ago...

The creepiest thing in the whole story was that interviewer saying "I`m gonna to find you" right at the end. It`s like a little kid "I`m gonna find you, and i`m .sniff. i`m .sniff. i`m ..."

You`re gonna what? Whatcha gonna do whiny news dork?

I`m so fucking hungry, I`m gonna eat you next.

News dork is the fucking psycho here. Otherwise just a couple of assholes, one who talks slow and punches (mmmm meds;) , the other with very sharp teeth?

yepitsbooker : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

yepitsbooker

2 votes NegativePositive

78 days 9 hours ago...

om nom nom

Golgon : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Golgon

2 votes NegativePositive

78 days 2 hours ago...

i would love to see this guy interviewed by maher or olberman... they would rip him apart.

this interviewer is a fucking joke!
"this guy was saying *ahm* healthcare reform is the way to go, didn´t at all agree with you *ahm* and then he.. after biting your finger off up and ran away."

yeah nice way to cut out the punching in the face part.

fox makes me fucking sick! you have to be a real piece of shit to enjoy watching fox news!

exploder : LVL 50: VP 5: said:

exploder

7 votes NegativePositive

77 days 22 hours ago...

My nurse friend says BS on not being able to re-attach the finger. They can definitely clean off the bacteria.

So that leaves the very distinct PROBABILITY that he didn`t get it re-attached because...

HE COULDN`T AFFORD TO! AHAAAHAAAAHAHHAAAAAHAHAAA

***EDIT*** OOPS, forgot that yeah he`d have government coverage anyways. Thanks funberg

funberg : LVL 48: VP 5: said:

funberg

4 votes NegativePositive

77 days 19 hours ago...

^No he`s 65 that means his visit to the hospital was paid for by the government run health care that he was protesting against.

funberg : LVL 48: VP 5: said:

funberg

4 votes NegativePositive

77 days 19 hours ago...

Here`s an alternate view from a blogger that was on the other side of the street during the fight:

"The man in the orange shirt hit the pro-reform guy (I`m going to call him PR Guy just to keep the players straight). Hard. ... He punched him in the face, knocked him to the ground and into that thruway. ... He got up, tried to get back up on the curb, but Orange Shirt guy was in his face. Finger in his face, PR Guy standing, steps up to the curb, and there`s a scuffle. Orange shirt seemed to have PR Guy in a hold, but again, I was across the street, so won`t state that as absolute fact. Next thing I see is PR Guy`s hat being tossed into the street, both yelling at one another, then Orange shirt walks away, PR Guy picks up hat and crosses to our side."

That story was backed up by others on both sides that confirm the anti-health care man punched the biter into the street where cars were flying by, the PR guy got to his feet and the older man started a scuffle that no one has claimed to see clearly what exactly was going on, ending in the PR guy walking away and the older man missing the tip of his finger.

blade9z : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

blade9z

1 votes NegativePositive

77 days 10 hours ago...

People who vote against helping the sick and the poor are scumbags.

driftchik : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

driftchik

-4 votes NegativePositive

77 days 4 hours ago...

having not read any of the comments this was boring as shit! goodbye

erico : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

erico

1 votes NegativePositive

74 days 12 hours ago...

Healthcare reform grabbing your freedoms? No, that was the Patriot Act.

NinjaKid : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

NinjaKid

1 votes NegativePositive

70 days 20 hours ago...

Lame, where was all my freekin fight footage?

In the UK it`s referred to as a `Little Finger` and only every a `Pinky` when you`re talking to a child. It makes them both sound retarded!
"Awww, how`s your wittle pinky-winky?"

draser : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

draser

1 votes NegativePositive

70 days 8 hours ago...

"I`m medicated right now, thank you"

Can we believe anything he says then?

UPDATE: My gay brother found his finger, he says it was up his (the man with nine fingers) ass, along with O`Riely`s cock.

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