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Catholic Church: 'Pray Before Sex'

Roman Catholic couples are being encouraged to pray together before they have sex.

A book published by a prominent Church group invites those setting out on married life to recite the specially-composed Prayer Before Making Love.

It is aimed at 'purifying their intentions' so that the act is not about selfishness or hedonism.

The prayer, which appears in the Prayer Book for Spouses, implores God 'to place within us love that truly gives, tenderness that truly unites, self-offering that tells the truth and does not deceive, forgiveness that truly receives, loving physical union that welcomes'.

The 64-page book has been published by the London-based Catholic Truth Society.

The book contains prayers for every stage of marriage and family life, including engagement, planning for parenthood, pregnancy and caring for children and elderly parents.

The prayers, written by a variety of authors, are interspersed with Catholic teaching on the meaning of marriage and family.

The book pushes the message that marriage should be exclusive and life-long and condemns abortion.

It criticizes 'those who, in our times, consider it too difficult, or indeed impossible, to be bound to one person for the whole of life, and those caught up in a culture that rejects the indissolubility of marriage and openly mocks the commitment of spouses to fidelity'.

It adds: 'It is a fundamental duty of the Church to reaffirm strongly the doctrine of the indissolubility of marriage.'

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~*The Prayer

"Father, send your Holy Spirit into our hearts. Place within us love that truly gives, tenderness that
truly unites, self-offering that tells the truth and does not deceive, forgiveness that truly receives, loving
physical union that welcomes. Open our hearts to you, to each other and to the goodness of your will.
Cover our poverty in the richness of your mercy and forgiveness.
Clothe us in our true dignity and take to
yourself our shared aspirations, for your glory, for ever and ever.
Mary, our Mother, intercede for us. Amen."


^Romantical.

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mightbegiant : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

mightbegiant

14 votes NegativePositive

81 days 5 hours ago...

I said that prayer and promptly received a divine hard-off.

Goddamnit...

i.dunno : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

i.dunno

16 votes NegativePositive

81 days 5 hours ago...

how bout "please do not make thy prego"?

Sev : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Sev

16 votes NegativePositive

81 days 4 hours ago...

Lord, please give me the power so that I may shiteth thy divine brick unto her mouth so that she may taste of it and know that it is you, Lord. And that you are good.

exploder : LVL 50: VP 5: said:

exploder

20 votes NegativePositive

81 days 4 hours ago...

The man of God is above you,
The book of God below,
Salvation pole
Is in your hole,
Now wiggle your ass to save your soul.

alifeva1 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

alifeva1

1 votes NegativePositive

81 days 4 hours ago...

better than praying FOR sex like you lot

Dustin14 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Dustin14

20 votes NegativePositive

81 days 4 hours ago...

Worst. Foreplay. Ever.

Csmack : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Csmack

-4 votes NegativePositive

81 days 4 hours ago...

Soooo...why is this news??

InsayneJayne (Admin) : LVL 65: VP 5: said:

InsayneJayne

16 votes NegativePositive

81 days 3 hours ago...

^I did it for the comments tbqh.

thedude9009 : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

thedude9009

7 votes NegativePositive

81 days 3 hours ago...

I thought it was interesting... more reasons to laugh at silly Catholics.

Yutakasama : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

Yutakasama

1 votes NegativePositive

80 days 22 hours ago...

nice one exploder lol

assmaster : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

assmaster

1 votes NegativePositive

80 days 20 hours ago...

This must be what they tell themselves before they diddle little boys and girls.

c@rlos : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

c@rlos

3 votes NegativePositive

80 days 10 hours ago...

i think "oh god" is still sufficient...

Venomousvole : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Venomousvole

-2 votes NegativePositive

78 days 14 hours ago...

It`s the 11th commandment, "first, thou shalt have no fun. at all. ever."

Cahu : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Cahu

0 votes NegativePositive

78 days 5 hours ago...

Catholics regard sex as something good created by god, not as something impure. This was probably written by some hardcore fanatic group.

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