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Stolen Giraffe Penis Actually A Tail


A spate of thefts at a German tourist attraction has sparked confusion – about the nature of the Lego animal part being targeted.

The respected international news agency Reuters published a story on Tuesday reporting that the penis of a large giraffe model at Berlin's Legoland Discovery Center had been stolen four times.

The 12in appendage, which is made out of around 15,000 bricks, had been repeatedly targeted by souvenir hunters since the statue was installed in 2007, it said.

But a few hours later the news wire corrected the story to clarify that the part that had proved so attractive to thieves was actually the giraffe's tail.

The Lego giraffe, in turns out, does not have a penis.

The confusion may be connected to the double meaning of the German word "schwanz", which translates as both "tail" and a vulgar term for the male member.

In both versions of the story a spokeswoman for the centre was quoted as saying that the body part costs £2,600 (€3,000) to replace.

The Legoland Discovery Centre, on the city's Potsdamer Platz, features life-size models, rides and a tour of a Lego brick "factory".

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  • Date 8/26/2009 7:38:00 AM
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BaconSoda : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

BaconSoda

20 votes NegativePositive

89 days 14 hours ago...

"The Lego giraffe, in turns out, does not have a penis."

Awwww :(

Kanthalas : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

Kanthalas

20 votes NegativePositive

89 days 13 hours ago...

So it was a female lego Giraffe then?

Jon_Snow : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Jon_Snow

6 votes NegativePositive

89 days 13 hours ago...

"In both versions of the story a spokeswoman for the centre was quoted as saying that the body part costs £2,600 (€3,000) to replace."
They`re using Lego bricks made of solid gold, or some guy is making a shit ton of money doing one of my favorite childhood activities.

irishkreme : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

irishkreme

5 votes NegativePositive

89 days 12 hours ago...

Dood How in the fuck can someone walk out with 15,000 lego bricks. It`s not as if its a pack of fuckin peanuts. Step your security up!

MrFrunzi : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

MrFrunzi

10 votes NegativePositive

89 days 11 hours ago...

^ "No, no, it`s alright, I bought this 15,000 brick 12 inch giraffe penis at the gift shop."

rhuitron : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

rhuitron

4 votes NegativePositive

89 days 11 hours ago...

Thief`s Thought: "If I consume this Penis, I shall inherit it`s gene`s and MY penis shall grow!"

elcidcampeon : LVL 52: VP 5: said:

elcidcampeon

6 votes NegativePositive

89 days 7 hours ago...

Ocean`s 14: Stealing Lego Giraffe Tails

satsugai : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

satsugai

0 votes NegativePositive

89 days 6 hours ago...

Who the hell would pay for a lego giraffe tail?

hell_viper1 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

hell_viper1

0 votes NegativePositive

89 days 3 hours ago...

Bet the thieves were disappointed...

satsugai : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

satsugai

0 votes NegativePositive

88 days 18 hours ago...

Yeah I`d understand if it were maybe the whole giraffe but a tail?

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