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Coke Bulge Reveals Drug Pants

A smuggler was caught short after trying to sneak 6.6 kilos of cocaine through customs - hidden inside a pair of custom-made drug pants.

Customs officers at El Prat de Llobregat airport, Barcelona, forced the suspect to strip - whereupon they found him wearing specially made underwear with dozens of tiny pockets sewn in to hold the drugs.

They grew suspicious when they noticed that the drugs mule seemed to have an unusually massive backside and thighs as he waddled through the airport - despite the fact that he was wearing baggy denim cut-offs in an attempt to disguise his drugs bulge.

We're guessing that wearing two extra pairs of underpants in addition to the drugs pants probably didn't help.

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  • bajaboy
  • posted by bajaboy
  • Date 8/18/2009 8:03:18 AM
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Violetninja420 : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Violetninja420

11 votes NegativePositive

97 days 12 hours ago...

There was a party in my pants, and customs crashed it. :S

tikis : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

tikis

-5 votes NegativePositive

97 days 11 hours ago...

Coooooke party!

Ragnarok727 : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

Ragnarok727

-5 votes NegativePositive

97 days 11 hours ago...

so sad all that time making the shorts....wasted!

Bloodpool : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Bloodpool

0 votes NegativePositive

97 days 10 hours ago...

This reminds me of that Locked Up Abroad show.

tikis : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

tikis

-3 votes NegativePositive

97 days 9 hours ago...

some same asshole voted us all down

G-This : LVL 58: VP 5: said:

G-This

2 votes NegativePositive

97 days 6 hours ago...

^^^WTF. Looks like we have a neg-comment bandit running loose.
The general shall do something about that...

*itches nuts*
Shit...now my fingers are numb..

choreboy : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

choreboy

-2 votes NegativePositive

97 days 6 hours ago...

what ever happened to just sticking it up your ass..... oh, you never hear about it, because the people never get caught.

G-This : LVL 58: VP 5: said:

G-This

-2 votes NegativePositive

97 days 2 hours ago...

^ um...yeah they do. And actually, they don`t stick it up their ass. They fill a condom with drugs, tie it off and swallow it.

So...obviously, you`re just fond of shoving it up the rear...

You`re doing it wrong...

Fuzzyman123 : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Fuzzyman123

6 votes NegativePositive

96 days 10 hours ago...

In Europe...a massive ass gets noticed and looks out of place. In the US, he would have just strolled through security, no questions asked! This was his mistake :)

*ducks*

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