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A prominent doctor in Malaysia is claiming that gay sex and masturbation make the body more susceptible to the H1N1 virus, commonly known as swine flu.

According to Bernama, Malaysia's state-run newspaper, Dr. V.M. Palaniappan, a practitioner of complementary therapy, lists avoiding masturbation and homosexual activities as preventative measures against H1N1.

Palaniappan claims that "when one masturbates, or indulges in homosexual activity, his (her) body develops friction heat, and that produces acid, making the body hyperacidosed, giving burning sensation while urinating and toileting, and making the person an easy target for H1N1 infection."

He claims that dry masturbation, which he says "most men, irrespective of their marital status and age," engage in, but that it is "extremely rare among females of all age groups," is dangerous for the same reason.

He emphasized that sex between members of the opposite sex was completely safe. Dr. Palaniappan also suggests coconut water as an herbal remedy for the prevention of H1N1.

In Malaysia homosexuality is considered a crime punishable by 20 years in jail, caning, and in some states, execution.

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BaconSoda : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

BaconSoda

30 votes NegativePositive

101 days 12 hours ago...

"He claims that dry masturbation, which he says "most men, irrespective of their marital status and age," engage in, but that it is "extremely rare among females of all age groups," is dangerous for the same reason. "

WE ARE SO FUCKED D:

rc : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

rc

20 votes NegativePositive

101 days 12 hours ago...

He obviously hasn`t watched sex in the city

(neither have i thank fuck, but i do know a lot of women are as naughty as us ;-) )

G-This : LVL 58: VP 5: said:

G-This

21 votes NegativePositive

101 days 12 hours ago...

Stupid gay pigs...

vampire1986 : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

vampire1986

26 votes NegativePositive

101 days 11 hours ago...

how stupid is this doctor...omg what an embarrassment to malaysia....

magikmicky : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

magikmicky

3 votes NegativePositive

101 days 10 hours ago...

^^is being gay is a crime punishable by death then I doubt this guy is an embarrassment to malaysia

Hoemo : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

Hoemo

9 votes NegativePositive

101 days 10 hours ago...

Wrong. Complementary therapists cause swine flu.

tikis : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

tikis

1 votes NegativePositive

101 days 10 hours ago...

I would be so dead right now

tukangfoto : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

tukangfoto

17 votes NegativePositive

101 days 9 hours ago...

damn you spankwire!!

Fastway : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Fastway

1 votes NegativePositive

101 days 8 hours ago...

"Malaysia~~ Truly Asia."

The motto from tourism Malaysia.

maximusonion : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

maximusonion

7 votes NegativePositive

101 days 8 hours ago...

you mean "Malaysia ~~ Chewy Acer"

Byck : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

Byck

14 votes NegativePositive

101 days 7 hours ago...

"when one masturbates, or indulges in homosexual activity, his (her) body develops friction heat, and that produces acid, making the body hyperacidosed, giving burning sensation while urinating and toileting, and making the person an easy target for H1N1 infection."

I don`t know about people in Malaysia, but where I come from, masturbating does not cause a burning sensation when I urinate afterwards.

choreboy : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

choreboy

8 votes NegativePositive

101 days 6 hours ago...

so, dried up, old lady sex is out too then, right?

rubberducky : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

rubberducky

7 votes NegativePositive

101 days 2 hours ago...

Apparently, masturbation boosts your immune system. A Malaysian may lie to you, but science can`t!


http://www.spermbankcalifornia.com/male-masturbation.html

hell_viper1 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

hell_viper1

0 votes NegativePositive

101 days 1 hour ago...

vampire1986:

Its not just the doctor who`s retarded. Its the whole country. Any country that condones homosexuality is fucking third world in my books. Seriously, people need to stop sticking their noses into other peoples lives.

Jombie : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

Jombie

6 votes NegativePositive

100 days 20 hours ago...

^I think you mean condemn.
Condone: To forgive, excuse or overlook (something); To allow, accept or permit (something).
Condemn: an expression of strong disapproval; pronouncing as wrong or morally culpable

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