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The Onion - Dragon Tank

"Was the atomic bomb or karate developed in five years?"

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8/8/2009 1:18:24 PM

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Venomousvole : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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107 days 16 hours ago...

If you scrapped everything else on the budget, suddenly the dragon tank is both awesome AND affordable.

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Raymane : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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107 days 15 hours ago...

Who cares about homeland security and the budget if you have a dragontank that roars!

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stbasdf : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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107 days 10 hours ago...

rroooooaaarrrrr

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Flynn_2006 : LVL 46: VP 5: said:

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107 days 9 hours ago...

That would be kina bad ass.

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roar2004 : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

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107 days 7 hours ago...

we have to develop a dragon tank to compete with the Japanese making gundams

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Violetninja420 : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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107 days 6 hours ago...

Well, if Chrono Trigger is to be believed, the head repairs damage to the body of the tank. The Japanese would already be well aware of this key structural flaw.

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proconsul : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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107 days 6 hours ago...

a million watt speaker

lmao

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Cahu : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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107 days 5 hours ago...

Reality is beginning to look more and more like a game

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storylady : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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107 days 5 hours ago...

Us British have a Churchill robot to combat gundams, its gives stirring speeches, uses a giant cigar to burn any armour and uses it`s hat to decapitate enemy mechs

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neon neophyte : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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107 days 4 hours ago...

"..or the cyber-armor so after one of our troops are shot his body will keep firing shots while rock music plays."

*wipes water from dripping nose* i hate when that happens.

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