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Police To Record Toilet Breaks


Phone operators at Scotland Yard's control room will have to make a record of when they nip to the loo.

The Met says the new rules will stop staff at Lambeth's control room from taking unnecessary breaks.

Employees will have to note toilet visits as a "code three" and they will be recorded on a database.

However, staff aren't happy about the change. Employee Paul Drew wrote in a staff magazine: "Everyone I have spoken to about this finds it deeply offensive and humiliating.

"It would be interesting to know what the public or the Met can possibly gain from making notes of such intimate details."

Superintendent Russ Hanson-Coles, told the BBC: "Our primary role at central communications command is to be available for the public to contact and it is vital that we make the best use of our resources.

"Staff in this environment have regular breaks that compare very favourably with outside industry so the need for extra personal breaks should be minimal."

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  • Date 7/28/2009 8:50:16 AM
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rhuitron : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

rhuitron

6 votes NegativePositive

119 days 23 hours ago...

Fuck, "code three"!

I`d enter, stuff like: "Took the brown kids to the pool"
Or,
"Took my quarterly deposit to the international bank of brown!"


Come on Spiked! I know you all know some!
Shitter joke Thread, here and now!

antibioticman : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

antibioticman

0 votes NegativePositive

119 days 23 hours ago...

or not^^^

leoleotheiii : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

leoleotheiii

2 votes NegativePositive

119 days 22 hours ago...

^^^ definitely not

Angry_Naked_Ant : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Angry_Naked_Ant

-7 votes NegativePositive

119 days 20 hours ago...

"One more inmate for the prison of shit"

Yeah

You love it

Phanto : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

Phanto

22 votes NegativePositive

119 days 20 hours ago...

In the army, some call it
"Giving birth to an officer"

elcidcampeon : LVL 51: VP 5: said:

elcidcampeon

12 votes NegativePositive

119 days 19 hours ago...

code 3, my ass

Baudzilla : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Baudzilla

24 votes NegativePositive

119 days 14 hours ago...

Got an emergency code 3!! Oh no, he didn`t make it - officer brown! Officer brown!

d1dgreat1 : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

d1dgreat1

1 votes NegativePositive

119 days 8 hours ago...

you guys talk it out, I have to sit on the throne.

Überfuckerwit : LVL 65: VP 5: said:

Überfuckerwit

2 votes NegativePositive

119 days ago...

report from Fort Ass, General Shit is on his way

bushbasher85 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

bushbasher85

0 votes NegativePositive

118 days 23 hours ago...

Im just gonna go make some brownies



smackattack : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

smackattack

1 votes NegativePositive

118 days 16 hours ago...

By the looks of the picture those guys need an entire sewage treatment plant just for the 3 of them. Probably spend 7 hours on the shitter and 1 hour working.

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