- You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
- You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
- You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.
- You start using smileys in your snail mail.
- You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com
- You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
- You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem.
- You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
- You don't know what gender three of your closest friends are because they have neutral screen names and you never bothered to ask.
- You tell the cab driver you live at http://1000.edison.garden/house/brick.html
- You start tilting your head sideways to smile :)
