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Alimony: A Lottery

Two women discuss their financial and marital situations, while revealing how alimony is like a winning lotto ticket.

posted by Mike_D
7/17/2009 1:28:57 PM

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draser : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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129 days ago...

^When women make less then men. In very few states, it`s the other way around. Women are considered so worthless to society that once you have once as a pet I mean "wife" you`re responsible for all her actions until someone else takes her as their "wife."

It encourages divorce in my opinion, but in very few circumstances it should be necessary.

Bottom line assholes, DON`T get married. There is NO incentive to get married, for a man to get married. Not even if she`s loaded, don`t do it, she`ll blow through it. I don`t care how much you love her and she`s "different" she`s not and she will change, out grow you, bang anything with a cock while you`re at work, blame you for it, then take your money with a smirk on her face think it`s "justified" while you rot away.

Prenuptials aren`t worth it either. For instance, in CA if the judge think it`s not fair he can throw it out. Just don`t get married, don`t move in, keep everything separate.

This IS experience talking here. If you`re really smart, never have kids. Unless you`re over 40 so you can blow your brains out if shit hits the fan and at least at that point, you`ve had a decent life.

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achec : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

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128 days 18 hours ago...

YA.. kill yourself... orrrrr just kill her? Probably a lot cheaper than alimony and you get to keep your life... just make sure you have a good alibi.

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HeyDanno : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

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126 days 6 hours ago...

Go to a community church or Baptist church and find yourself a good Christian girl who believes in commitment for life. You may still strike out but your odds will be far better.

Only one of the Christians in my family has ever been divorced. The rest have been together for decades, through thick and thin.

Let the negative votes begin, but I speak the truth.

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blade9z : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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125 days 23 hours ago...

^fact, Devorce rate of your religion is highest in USA. I understand you have to stand up for the religious but please understand me have to point out the facts.

alimony? lifestyle? WTF? only happens in USA,

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