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Ugly Men Make More Sperm During Sex

WOMEN wanting to get pregnant should find themselves an ugly man, new research suggests.

Scientists have found attractive males produce less sperm during sex.

Researchers think good-looking males are biologically geared to hold back their sperm in each encounter to increase their chance of impregnating more females.

But unattractive males know they are not going to bed so many females - so when they do get lucky they give it all they've got.

The findings from the University of Oxford and University College London are backed up by studies of chickens and fish, but researchers think they could well apply to humans too.

"Human attractiveness is complicated and influenced by a number of factors including cultural preferences," said UCL researcher Sam Tazzyman.

"Nonetheless, ejaculate size and sperm quality are likely to have been moulded by similar forces, like attractiveness and the number of sexual partners, that are important in other species."

Reporting the findings on the university's website he said: "The more attractive a male is, the more females will be willing to mate with him, reducing the value of each mating to him. This means it is optimal for him to contribute fewer sperm per mating."

"Although this reduces fertility per mating, it maximises the number of offspring he sires overall.

"Less attractive males secure fewer matings but value each of them more highly, and by allocating more sperm to each mating make the most of their meagre opportunities.

"This leads to the rather paradoxical prediction that matings with attractive males may be less fertile than those with unattractive males."

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OnionS129 : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

OnionS129

27 votes NegativePositive

129 days 13 hours ago...

so it`s a choice between no children and ugly children?

Bom Hagan : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Bom Hagan

35 votes NegativePositive

129 days 13 hours ago...

^ Don`t worry, 2 ugly people have always have good looking kids.

It`s Science!

DM4 : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

DM4

51 votes NegativePositive

129 days 13 hours ago...

"backed up by studies of chickens and fish"...

to me all chickens and fishes look alike... i dont know how they conducted their research

tikis : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

tikis

2 votes NegativePositive

129 days 12 hours ago...

Cause they have alot left over?

Taylornator : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Taylornator

1 votes NegativePositive

129 days 11 hours ago...

this could also mean that the more unattractive men will have more competition between his sperm as they try to reach the egg increasing the chances that their offspring will have the best genes possible. all in all this could mean that the ugly males offspring will be more attractive

Silverest : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Silverest

5 votes NegativePositive

129 days 10 hours ago...

Ask Kanye West and he`d tell you all the fishes are beautiful. Cause he likes fish sdticks!

clicker01 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

clicker01

2 votes NegativePositive

129 days 9 hours ago...

hillary clinton must be exploding with sperm....oh wait,she had a vasectomy

Horuku : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Horuku

9 votes NegativePositive

129 days 6 hours ago...

^
Yah but we masterbate more!

Grothesk : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Grothesk

1 votes NegativePositive

129 days 3 hours ago...

Complete bullshit. What is the definition of "ugly", how do your genes/body chemistry know that you are "ugly" and how can one willingly cause more sperm saturation in their semen are some fundamental flaws with this.

Dillinger : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

Dillinger

4 votes NegativePositive

129 days 2 hours ago...

God dammit I don`t want more sperm!

demontrace : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

demontrace

3 votes NegativePositive

128 days 8 hours ago...

@Grothesk, because not EVERYTHING is controlled subconsciously. You can look in a mirror, and know that you`re fucking ugly. I imagine impulses get sent to your brain notifying you that you were born ugly, and that then is transferred to your balls telling them to up the ante on sperm.

Sigh, why do I care? I`m not getting paid for this.

Joshmg25 : LVL 48: VP 5: said:

Joshmg25

1 votes NegativePositive

127 days 17 hours ago...

I guess this explains why I`m not a father yet. Of course I don`t want to be anyway.

BaconSoda : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

BaconSoda

1 votes NegativePositive

127 days 13 hours ago...

^ LoL, that has nothing to do with this article. Btw, no matter how much you love your right hand, it just won`t make babies for you.

iislik : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

iislik

0 votes NegativePositive

126 days 14 hours ago...

Shit! Does that mean I can`t have kids?? ... yyyeeeaaahhhhhhh

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