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George Bush In 5 Seconds

Live by these words wherever life may take you.

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fattirefury : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

fattirefury

4 votes NegativePositive

134 days 17 hours ago...

context would be nice

demberdz : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

demberdz

63 votes NegativePositive

134 days 15 hours ago...

"if it feels good, do it. if you got a problem blame somebody else"
for anyone who couldn`t understand.
this pretty much sums up bush`s 8 years.

mostafa.redha : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

mostafa.redha

8 votes NegativePositive

133 days 20 hours ago...

Well, at least he`s honest!

Csmack : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Csmack

Hidden (Show Comment) -13 votes

132 days 20 hours ago...

fattirefury, when making fun of Bush, people are allowed to throw context out the window.

dilated : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

dilated

35 votes NegativePositive

132 days 19 hours ago...

^not necessarily true. bush is often just as retarded in context as he is out.

wholesome : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

wholesome

48 votes NegativePositive

132 days 19 hours ago...

That was 4 seconds. How dare you lie to me!

KaveMonkey : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

KaveMonkey

6 votes NegativePositive

132 days 18 hours ago...

Originally read this as "5 seconds in George Bush". I`m so relieved I was wrong that I could piss myself.

rubberducky : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

rubberducky

-5 votes NegativePositive

132 days 18 hours ago...

In context or out, this statement is still irresponsible advice. A reflection on his presidency.

Manzarek : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

Manzarek

2 votes NegativePositive

132 days 17 hours ago...

I dare, I double dare, I "Super Beaver square dare of death" you... to find a context where this would be a "right" think to say for a president.

clicker01 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

clicker01

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132 days 17 hours ago...

You democraps just cant let it go huh

T1MT1M : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

T1MT1M

3 votes NegativePositive

132 days 17 hours ago...

^ When giving a lecture in a sex education class?

STONED->BC : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

STONED->BC

-3 votes NegativePositive

132 days 16 hours ago...

Sounds like a good explanation to 9/11 and the conspiracy....

funberg : LVL 48: VP 5: said:

funberg

24 votes NegativePositive

132 days 15 hours ago...

@clicker01 When I had a friend who was an honored marine who had severe PTSD making him unfit to go to war let alone keep most jobs, who after being caught and physically forced to go on a 4th tour of Iraq by the military police, recently chose to kill himself, rather than die in a desert on the other side of the word or take another life, you expect me to let it go after 6 months.

And even if you care about the 100,000 Iraqis that Bush decided to kill, the American soldiers he sent to their needless deaths, the people he tortured, the treaties, laws, and international relationships he shit all over, and all the jobs and life savings lost in America. Or even if you have no apathy and only care about the size of your bank account at the end of the day, 6 months is not long enough to forgive and forget a person that should be rotting in prison.

clicker01 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

clicker01

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132 days 15 hours ago...

^ like clinton when he had several opertunities to capture osama bin laden and prevent all this from happening but turned them down?
but of course he was a democrap so it didnt matter
http://www.infowars.com/saved%20pages/Prior_Knowledge/Clinton_let_bin_lad
en.htm

Shifty : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Shifty

7 votes NegativePositive

132 days 14 hours ago...

^ oh right but clinton didnt invade a country that had nothing to do with 911 dick head you are so ignorant clicker, you prefer to have bush over some one who actually does a good job ummm people like you make America look bad fucking hillbillies.

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