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What's Your Poo Telling You

Loads of facts about your health.

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6/19/2009 8:30:46 AM

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M3t4lBa5si5t : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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141 days 13 hours ago...

A co-worker of mine had this book. It listed all the different kinds of poo and what it looked like, gross yet hysterical.

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bignotoriousd1 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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141 days 13 hours ago...

J.D.: Hey, Ms. Miller -- we just need a stool sample
Patti: Why do you need a stool sample if you think I`m just a nut?
Turk & JD: `Cause the answer`s not in your head, my dear -- it`s in your
butt!

J.D.: You see....
Everything comes down to poo!
From the top of your head, to the sole of your shoe
We can figure out what`s wrong with you by lookin` at your poo!
Turk?

Turk: Do you have a hemorrhoid or is it rectal cancer?
When you flush your dookie down, you flush away the answer!

J.D.: It doesn`t really matter if it`s hard or if it`s loose
We`ll figure out what`s ailing you, as long as it`s a deuce!
Yes!
Everything comes down to poo!

Nurses: Everything comes down to poo!

J.D.: Cardiovascular and lymphatic, yes, the nervous system, too!
All across the nation, we trust in defecation!
Everything comes down to poo!

Turk: If you want to know what`s wrong, don`t sit and act so cool
Just be a man and eat some bread, and drop the kids off at the pool!

Robed Woman: My stomach hurts
J.D: Check the poo

Limping Woman: I sprained my ankle
Turk: Check the poo!

Bloody Shoulder Guy: I was shot!
J.D: Check the poo!

Delivery Guy: A homeless guy threw poo in my eye!
Turk: Check the poo!
Delivery Guy: Mine or his?
J.D: First him, then you!
It may sound gross, you may say "shush!"

J.D. & Turk: But we need to see what comes out of your tush!
Because!

All: Everything comes down to poo!
Whether it`s a tumor or a touch of the flu!

J.D. & Turk: Please, won`t you pinch us off a big, fat clue!

Turk: Our number one test is your Number Two!

All: If there`s no breeze, light a match please!
Everything comes down to --

J.D.: Doo-doo!
Turk: Doo-doo!
J.D.: Doo-doo!
Turk: Doo-doo!

All: Everything comes down to ... poo!

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