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Ready For School in Less Than 5 Minutes

How to get a kid dressed, fed, and out the door in less than 5 minutes:

posted by truth-is-the-nemesis
6/21/2009 7:15:59 AM

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Gixxer : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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161 days 12 hours ago...

Wow. It usually takes me 5 minutes only to open my eyes.

Funny stuff!

Really want to know the t-shirt folding technique.

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Vizreel : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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161 days 11 hours ago...

Goddamnit, people, it`s not THAT funny!

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[sic]jester : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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161 days 10 hours ago...

Man I want to live in Japan.

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ericwtlaws : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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161 days 7 hours ago...

No kid is that obedient in the morning.

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2NR : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

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159 days 15 hours ago...

what the eff was the point of all that? It was a Sunday, no one goes to school on Sunday DUHH..

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noneother : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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159 days 11 hours ago...

man those jap chicks are hot. off to spankwire...

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Thomahawk : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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157 days 11 hours ago...

extreme gore lol

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amnesiac : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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157 days 11 hours ago...

*tries to put pants on the way he did*

*falls and smacks head on dresser drawer*

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that1guy : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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157 days 10 hours ago...

So crack is the secret to all of their crazy antics?

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Kenny McCormick : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

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157 days 10 hours ago...

no shower?

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ass-goblin : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

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157 days 10 hours ago...

no morning wood?

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Septicore : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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157 days 9 hours ago...

What`s the point of having kids this way?

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Guitarist : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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157 days 7 hours ago...

man, every time i watch these videos i realize more and more than japanese people are fucking nuts.

i want to move there so bad.

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boazjuggalo : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

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157 days 7 hours ago...

Maybe dumb American question, but what was the fruit she was squeezing the glass of juice out of? Looked like a rotten apple.

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imjac : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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157 days 6 hours ago...

^^^^ This is how:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyK9-5CBZA0&feature=related
^And in case you didn`t pay attention to that one, here`s one by a japanese woman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MtIqopmEFM

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