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Ever wonder if at the time of landing if there thinking " oh god oh god why cant I stop" or even "Who put this house here"

posted by Dark_Horse
6/10/2009 9:33:09 PM

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delt_osvp : LVL 47: VP 5: said:

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167 days 19 hours ago...

New airborne division of the DEA

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Thorno : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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167 days 16 hours ago...

This is in Russia, the guys is yelling..."IDIOT...FUCKIN IDIOT".
When I first started paragliding, I landed on the beach and I literally had to jump over these two bulgarian girls sunbathing topless...luckily they were pretty cool and I got their numbers for later that night :)...one of the nice things about falling out of the sky is its a great pickup line - I didn`t smack into a door though so I don`t know how well that would go.

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HairyLikeAnimal : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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167 days 11 hours ago...

^your a god damn liar. theres no way you got both of their numbers for later.

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praise jebus : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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167 days 8 hours ago...

He did get both of their numbers but he left out that they were dudes.

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Neferati : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

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165 days 11 hours ago...

He did get both of their numbers but was too much of a virgin too follow through.

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kharam : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

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165 days 10 hours ago...

He did get both of their numbers but he ended up cuddling his teddy bear for many nights to come...instead.

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Omeko : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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165 days 10 hours ago...

Open the fucking door ya cunts !!!!!

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disco dirk : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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165 days 9 hours ago...

Door was already open wasn`t it? It looked like he was trying to go through the doorway, but ended up slamming the door and his face into it afterward.

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shananay : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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165 days 9 hours ago...

yea it was definitely open already, he just fucked up. It`s really good (for him) that he didn`t get one leg on each side... that would have been the hardest nutshot in history.

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nakey : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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165 days 8 hours ago...

BOOM DOORSHOT!

sorry had to be done.

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joshfu : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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165 days 6 hours ago...

^ ya, i cant fuck with ya on that... needed to be done.

Noob. sorry,. that had to be done too.

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Vinz : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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165 days 2 hours ago...

Knock knock!
Who`s there?
I`m doing parachute and I think I will crash into your door, do you mind if this happens?
No, no, sure! Go head.
Ok, thank you! <crash> Huh! </crash>

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Dillinger : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

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164 days 22 hours ago...

^</horrible humor attempt>

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Riatsu : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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164 days 21 hours ago...

Your body gives off more energy per square inch then the sun.

If you managed to read all of the above comments.. at least you regained some IQ points from reading that.

Your welcome.

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