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Woman Fails at Suicide

Attempts to get run over by a train....but fails miserably.

posted by Jmasclol
6/3/2009 10:13:57 PM

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BaconSoda : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

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173 days 5 hours ago...

I get that the red circles are trying to make sure we know whats going on with the suicidal chick, but what`s up with all that green stuff? Is it some French kink or did I completely miss something?

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fireismygod : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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173 days 5 hours ago...

Looks like she puked right after she got up...

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HairyLikeAnimal : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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173 days 4 hours ago...

^i think she did, im sure shes going through some intense shit right there. i think vomitting after almost killing yourself is acceptable.

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Domagos : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

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173 days 2 hours ago...

I wouldn`t be surprised if she started spreading word that "God" saved her, or whatever bs religion that`s the norm there.
But the good side to that is she`ll get her life moving. I just hope it`s not in a prophetical manner.

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Phanto : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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173 days 1 hour ago...

Looks like she found a loophole in Darwin`s law or something.

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Electric Sheep : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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173 days 1 hour ago...

Has Snidely Whiplash taught us nothing as kids? You lay perpendicular to the rails, not parallel.

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cheesemaster : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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172 days 22 hours ago...

imagine what would be going through your head while the train is passing over, not killing you

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Niscimble : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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172 days 21 hours ago...

I think the green stuff is from the original copy of the film, where the camera hilights and focuses on the subjects of the picture... sort of like a digital camera would do.

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Dumber From Watching : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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172 days 21 hours ago...

Women attempt more often, men succeed more often.

Of course there`s many reasons for this, most of which a basic psych class will go over.

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bigbadjim : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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172 days 21 hours ago...

men are better than women at everything

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LSUMD06 : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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172 days 20 hours ago...

Alright, I want some actual numbers here. How much would it take for you to do that.

For me...$50,000, minimum.

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Gixxer : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

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172 days 20 hours ago...

If she really wanted to commit suicide, then she should have lifted her head after realizing she should have lying on the tracks instead of in between.

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