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Del`s Beautiful New Wooden Machine

"An intricate hand-cranked machine made entirely of wood and glue (no metal or other materials). It was designed and built by my friend Del, using many different woods and incorporating a variety of mechanical motions. He has made several other wooden machines, but calls this latest one his crowning achievement. Del is 71 years old. "

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Trigger_Rob : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Trigger_Rob

32 votes NegativePositive

180 days 9 hours ago...

mad skills, pretty damn awesome 5/5, great engineering xD

thundersalmon : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

thundersalmon

61 votes NegativePositive

180 days 8 hours ago...

unused holes?!!? He wants to add more??

this is the true definition of a masterpiece. all possible woodworking skills, and mechanical understandings are displayed here.
great find.

I hope to have a hobby I can be so enthusiastic with in the future. For now, masturbation is all I got.

Angelus_Errare_Wolffe : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Angelus_Errare_Wolffe

3 votes NegativePositive

180 days 7 hours ago...

The old man just thought this up as a sick joke.
He wanted to tell people he was cranking the old wooden gear down stairs...then shows them this and lords it up over their "wtf" expressions.

tokentiki : LVL 48: VP 5: said:

tokentiki

79 votes NegativePositive

180 days 7 hours ago...

santa?

stevenkoalae : LVL 48: VP 5: said:

stevenkoalae

41 votes NegativePositive

180 days 6 hours ago...

Maybe the primary function of the machine is to create pure happiness! :D

blind0wl : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

blind0wl

26 votes NegativePositive

180 days 5 hours ago...

old school nerd...awesome.

Flynn_2006 : LVL 45: VP 5: said:

Flynn_2006

25 votes NegativePositive

180 days 5 hours ago...

If only my ikea furniture work as good as this one.

extensionwire : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

extensionwire

25 votes NegativePositive

179 days 19 hours ago...

Then he learned about viagra, his woodcrafting then stops

dsdsds : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

dsdsds

7 votes NegativePositive

179 days 18 hours ago...

meh.. engineering should serve a usefull purpose. I guess it can be used to educate mechanical design to students.

Charnal : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

Charnal

7 votes NegativePositive

179 days 18 hours ago...

HES A DWARF! No I don`t mean midgets. I mean the fantasy dwarfs that build cool shit. Look old with big beards. and absolutely fucking brilliant. Sucks that I have to explain that. But if I didn`t People would get bitchy. WHAT DO YOU MEAN DWARF!!! Hurraaay for spikehumor`s community.

*Runs away*

Domagos : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

Domagos

-1 votes NegativePositive

179 days 17 hours ago...

So what happens when the termites come in?

J[Koo] : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

J[Koo]

6 votes NegativePositive

179 days 17 hours ago...

So what does it do?

neon neophyte : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

neon neophyte

-5 votes NegativePositive

179 days 16 hours ago...

^^ gnomes are the tinkerers. dwarfs are iron workers and such (for weapons.) dwarfs drink lots and fight lots and arent very sophisticated. gnomes are the crazy tinkerers that make stuff that blows up (or actually works.)

lawngnome : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

lawngnome

7 votes NegativePositive

179 days 16 hours ago...

how can he work on such intricate pieces of wood with shaky hands like that?

Joner : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Joner

17 votes NegativePositive

179 days 15 hours ago...

Sounds like he runs on steam.

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