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Ad for Ukrainian armed forces. It was shown on TV to recruit service men on contract basis. Translation: girl 1: Would u take us for a ride on your BMW? BMW-driver: Even to the end of the world! soldier: Hey, I`d like to drown some vodka, girls! girl 1: Just a second! girl 2: Where do you live? soldier: Right here - daytime at work, and at night in the clubs! girl 1: Which work??? soldier: Contract of course! blonde girl: Contract?? Marriage contract or what? girl 3: Army contract, stupid! BMW driver: hey, don`t you wanna ride on my car? girls: Forget it, take yourself for a ride! narrator: It`s about time for new heroes! With contract based service in Ukrainian armed fores!

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5/26/2009 4:43:26 PM

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delt_osvp : LVL 47: VP 5: said:

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182 days 11 hours ago...

Translation:

girl 1: would u take us for a ride on your BMW?
BMW-driver: even to the end of the world!

soldier: hey, i`d like to drown some vodka, girls!

girl 1: just a second!

girl 2: where do you live?

soldier: right here- daytime at work, and at night in the clubs!

girl 1: which work???

soldier: contract of course!

blonde girl: contract?? marriage contract or what?

girl 3: army contract, stupid!

BMW driver: hey, don`t you wanna ride on my car?

girls: forget it, take yourself for a ride!

narrator: it`s about time for new heroes! with contract based service in ukrainian armed fores!

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imjac : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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182 days 8 hours ago...

Wow, they nearly went for the superliminal message(simpsons reference)there.

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Akita : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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181 days 2 hours ago...

Join the army! We fuck girls and get shitfaced every night!
Small print: You may have to shoot people in the face at some point. This job may also increase the likelyhood of separation of limbs from the main torso.

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