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Messed-Up Bible Stories 4: Noah's Ark

Your favorite bible stories now in cartoon form!

  • selfworm
  • posted by selfworm
  • Date 5/20/2009 8:10:03 AM
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Domagos : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

Domagos

19 votes NegativePositive

173 days 8 hours ago...

"Noah, don`t question me. I can fucking kill you."
Rofl.

Religion - kept alive from fear of the unknown for centuries!
Do YOU know what`s going to happen when you die? They do. They got the proof! Well not really, but what if they`re right? O_o
Become a member today!

Swishy! : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

Swishy!

6 votes NegativePositive

171 days 9 hours ago...

^Meh, I`d rather go to hell. At least I can have a beer, smoke some weed and watch some porn there. Besides, all of my friends and most of my family will be going there. Heaven won`t be heaven without them and some sin.

Paragon : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Paragon

5 votes NegativePositive

171 days 9 hours ago...

"I`M GODDAMMIT!"

napalm4sd : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

napalm4sd

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171 days 9 hours ago...

God destroyed those in Noahs time, because of the angel on human breeding... Not because man is evil.......

yepitsbooker : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

yepitsbooker

3 votes NegativePositive

171 days 7 hours ago...

hahaha nice
the other ones are awesome too

LeighCedar : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

LeighCedar

10 votes NegativePositive

171 days 7 hours ago...

I think that makes the story even stupider Napalm.

Wrykilx : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

Wrykilx

2 votes NegativePositive

171 days 4 hours ago...

Ah, Yahweh at his finest!!!

Pacifist : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Pacifist

-2 votes NegativePositive

171 days 1 hour ago...

Lol Swishy where does it say in the bible that hell is full of Porn, Beer, and Weed? If thats what you desire most, wouldnt it make sense that Heaven was full of that, and Hell would be full of eunics non alcoholic beer, and oregano?
Meh im going to reincarnate as a Fish anyway so what do I know.

BuddyWhatsHisName : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

BuddyWhatsHisName

0 votes NegativePositive

169 days 19 hours ago...

Funny, but they don`t have their facts straight. It wasn`t 2 of every anamal:

Ge 7:1 And the LORD said unto Noah, Come thou and all thy house into the ark; for thee have I seen righteous before me in this generation.
2 Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee by sevens, the male and his female: and of beasts that are not clean by two, the male and his female.
3 Of fowls also of the air by sevens, the male and the female; to keep seed alive upon the face of all the earth.
4 For yet seven days, and I will cause it to rain upon the earth forty days and forty nights; and every living substance that I have made will I destroy from off the face of the earth.
5 And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.

...so, as I said, entertaining, but nothing more.

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