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Spot-fucking-on. The Onion never misses.

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5/12/2009 7:50:28 AM

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Dirt Digger : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

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200 days 10 hours ago...

Well, when you look at it...

...doesn`t Spiked Humor outsource the provision of videos to its users?

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Venomousvole : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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200 days ago...

^ yes but I`m sure there`s lots of other things that need doing to keep this place up.

*A decrepit server in a long forgotten cobweb-filled basement beeps in agreement*

And yeah, The Onion is a beast!

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Zytemis : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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200 days ago...

Holy fuck man, when I was Bali last year, I saw a book titled, "The 4-Hour Workweek", it was literally a How-to book on outsourcing your life. Check the author`s webpage here:
http://www.fourhourworkweek.com/blog/outsourcing-life/
The book is here:
http://www.amazon.com/4-Hour-Workweek-Escape-Live-Anywhere/dp/030735
3133/ref=pd_bbs_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1203371924&sr=8-1

I also found:
http://www.domystuff.com/

Apparently you can outsource walking your dog and shit, to local companies...

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Flynn_2006 : LVL 45: VP 5: said:

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199 days 19 hours ago...

We outsourced our electric generating business to hamsters. We gave them an office and hamster wheel. Hardest little workers you`ve ever seen.

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Welshy : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

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196 days 20 hours ago...

I`m outsourcing my comment to goobda!

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cezariablack : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

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196 days 20 hours ago...

^^thats funny, plus one vote

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FatHeadZach : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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196 days 19 hours ago...

It looks like Jahanara Kashem is playing brick buster on his computer

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shrpsh00ta : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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196 days 16 hours ago...

the outsource workers are then outsourcing their outsource work

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ryanjm : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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196 days 15 hours ago...

I always watch these videos twice, once for the `news` clip, and once to read all the scrolling stories at the bottom. "Truckasaurus" made me lol.

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JasonKit : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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196 days 14 hours ago...

That`s why American`s are so fat for being lazy.

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spiked punch : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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196 days 11 hours ago...

Eventually it`s outsourced right back to you.

Oh hang on a second, "Welcome to McDonald`s, can I offer you a Slurpee with a Star Bucks coffee and for five dollars we can get you three dollars off the admission to DISNEY LAND!!! Truckasaourus is the new ride".

I`m a consultant and that video is great!!!

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Cahu : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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196 days 7 hours ago...

lmao the bit about the poorest man on earth doing 83% of the worlds work cracked me up

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archentar : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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196 days 5 hours ago...

It`s just slavery reinvented in a XXI century way.

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91coupe : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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196 days 3 hours ago...

I wouldnt mind getting a 2nd or 3rd job and outsource all of them. I think I could handle the work load.

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Domagos : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

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195 days 13 hours ago...

Sounds like the good life, but I don`t like it...

Employees are trying to get to the point where they do nothing and get paid shit loads? How meaningless do you want your life to be?
On the other hand, if they use the money for progressive use, such as boosting educational, economical, or technological fields, then at least there`s a greater good.
Judging by what that guy does in his office though, I`d say that`s another factor leading this country to shit.

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