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Winning the Lottery

Interviewer: "Congratulations on winning the lottery." Farmer: "Thank you." Interviewer: "Do you have any special plans for spending all of that money?" Farmer: "Nope. Not really. I'm just gonna keep farming until the lottery money is all gone."

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