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Eddie Murphy - RAW - Marriage

Eddie gives his view on getting married, don't let her get half!

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5/7/2009 12:33:35 AM

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computermexican (Admin) : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

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204 days 5 hours ago...

"No pussy is worth $150,000,000!" Lmao!

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BUFFBOY : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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202 days 16 hours ago...

my pussy is worth it

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jameskid : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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202 days 16 hours ago...

fill out a w-2, they say "what you do" you say "i fuck my husband."

LAWLS

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Jester-Race : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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202 days 16 hours ago...

Fuck Marriage.

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Jeff R : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

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202 days 14 hours ago...

The only sharing of money in a divorce that makes sense to me is child support. Other than that, any money a person had before the marriage should go back to the original owner of that money. Any money made during the marriage could potentially be a grey area if there was an uneven time commitment between the husband and wife spent taking care of the kids.

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anemis : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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202 days 11 hours ago...

hum... doesnt this guy has like 5 kids lol

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daftcunt : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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202 days 10 hours ago...

Bit of a shame that his movies are not really funny anymore....

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Enigma90 : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

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202 days 10 hours ago...

I wish he would do more crude-ish comedy. Instead of these shit movies he`s been in lately `Meet Dave` (i think thats the name of it.)
He`s funny as hell when he wants to be lmao!

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Brolo : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

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202 days 8 hours ago...

One of my all-time favourite standup clips.

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Mike_D : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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202 days 8 hours ago...

Don`t get married in America. The laws are all in the woman`s favor.

Even if you`re innocent of all wrong doing the courts are biased and will find a way to screw you and give it to her.

Even if you don`t get a divorce chances are you`ll end up in a marriage similar to these dumb bastards: http://www.experienceproject.com/group_stories.php?g=409&s=d&sn=0

Don`t.

Get. Married. In. America. Or any western country. The laws are all generally the same.

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pimp635 : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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202 days 7 hours ago...

Yeah and you all bitch about Saudis marriages!!!

Dont hit women but dont give them your money either

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theend81 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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202 days 4 hours ago...

it is funny because in a divorce, the woman can get the best lawyer possible... and the man will have to end up paying for it. Basically it ends up that the husband pays for his wife to fuck him out of his own money.

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