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What Would Jesus NOT Do?

We always hear about the many amazing things that Jesus of Nazareth apparently did, but nobody ever asks about the things that Jesus supposedly COULD have done, being omnipotent, but either didn't bother to do or didn't think were all that important. You know, things like... reducing human misery and suffering... that kind of thing. It occurs to me that if indeed the miracles recorded in the bible were in fact true, and really did happen... then that only shows Yahweh/Jesus to be an even MORE malevolent and cruel being than we see in the old testament, and that's saying something. If the miracles somehow prove that Jesus WAS in fact a god in human form, but all he could be bothered to do was turn water into wine and heal only a few hundred, or even a few thousand people with his magic saliva, then really - what the fuck is the use of such a god? Think of what a visiting, omnipotent deity COULD have done - but in this case, apparently, chose not to!!!!! And this is meant to be that god's main advertisement of its existence! Walking on water in front of a few of his mates, for the benefit of billions and billions of people who, if they don't believe in his divinity and surrender control of their souls to him, will be sent to burn in agony for eternity.

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kyo121 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

kyo121

64 votes NegativePositive

218 days 14 hours ago...

haha....that was funny...and i`ll prolly get voted down as well as people are voting down this vid.

LeighCedar : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

LeighCedar

6 votes NegativePositive

218 days 12 hours ago...

That was very well done. Post more from NSC please.

PrinceCharmingXP : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

PrinceCharmingXP

21 votes NegativePositive

218 days 9 hours ago...

This was lovely. It`s very convincing of the argument that god (if the motherfucker exists) doesn`t give the steam of his piss for you.

arturovale : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

arturovale

37 votes NegativePositive

218 days 9 hours ago...

Religion is the dumbest thing ever invented.

roflninja : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

roflninja

5 votes NegativePositive

218 days 8 hours ago...

5/5 for the description alone.

Number8 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Number8

6 votes NegativePositive

218 days 8 hours ago...

arturovale, it isn`t. its one of the smartest things ever invented. the world is full of stupid people, more stupid than smart and religion is amazing at controlling them.

clever clever clever.

doitforchuck : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

doitforchuck

14 votes NegativePositive

218 days 7 hours ago...

witty, informative, and funny without being TOO offensive to our christian friends and their delicate sensibilities.

SSJTrunks : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

SSJTrunks

6 votes NegativePositive

218 days 7 hours ago...

It puts the stupidity of religion in clear perspective, doesn`t it.

1MONKEY1 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

1MONKEY1

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218 days 7 hours ago...

God gave us free will and because of free will he isn`t going to jump in and fix all our problems. This world sucks because of people not God. Cancer,crime,weapons, cruelty and about every major problem is because of people.

All so the bible teaches that Jesus wanted you to believe in God not because of his miracles. His miracles were "under the table" sort of speak. He did them out of pity not to prove he was the son of god.

All so you really can`t quote the bible, people study the bible for years and still never really understand everything. They disagree bible verse to bible verse. It`s really not that easy to understand the meaning of what was written 2000 years ago. Not even taking into consideration translation one language to another. The meaning of one word to us does not mean the same thing it did 2000 year ago. This is the main reason i do not believe everything i read when i read the "revision" i might be reading at the time. I do understand this sounds like a copout but its true :)


If you don`t want to believe thats fine i don`t care but at least understand what is going on.

archentar : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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218 days 6 hours ago...

This is so ... entertaining. But having this as an instruction / list of arguments about religion, God, or how evil he is is plainly stupid. Especialy idea that God should be some kind of super hero that saves people from all their trouble.

rochepoint223 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

rochepoint223

28 votes NegativePositive

218 days 5 hours ago...

@1Monkey1 " Cancer....is because of people."
Explain how cancer is the result of free will in humans?

So why are we supposed to believe Jesus is the son of God or God himself if the miracles are "under the table"? Because he writes in the Bible he is God?
Oh but wait...now you say "All so you really can`t quote the bible" All so? My God! Also is one word.

Please maybe you should understand the points being made without simply stating "at least understand what is going on". The guy who made this video clearly understands what`s going on, you`re responses to the arguments made were just...yikes!

Your basic points were: free will (the idea of a God-given free will is so ridiculous, because how do we have free will, if certain choices get us to eternal hell? Wow how free we are!), Miracles are hush-hush(yet everyone cites them as Jesus` divinity, so it IS a valid point to argue that perhaps some better miracles should`ve been performed) and that the Bible is an unreliable source(Well no shit its unreliable, this should be YOUR number 1 clue that if its unreliable it probably means that I don`t know...it`s false! If the Bible is unreliable, what basis could anyone have of believing in the Christian God?).

Are my points valid? Or am I also guilty of not understanding what`s going on?

1MONKEY1 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

1MONKEY1

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218 days 5 hours ago...

@1Monkey1 " Explain how cancer is the result of free will in humans?."
LoL smoking, fast food, living under high power lines, nuclear accidents, chemicals in our drinking water and so on.

"So why are we supposed to believe "
I dont care if you believe or not. If you can`t believe without seeing a miracle then what good are you? Maybe try taking a few psychology classes look more into the development of children. You can learn a lot about our souls befor we`re taught to be who we are.

"if certain choices get us to eternal hell?"
Depends on who you talk to the hell in the bible i believe they are talking about earth. If you life you life as a ever person your wasting it in hell. I do not believe little timmy of 12 years because he didn`t believe in god is going to hell :)

Bible is source its the people reading it that are unreliable. In my view i take what i believe is right. Everything that i believe in never hurt anyone other than the people who hate me just because i believe.

Seeing the fact you don`t know where most cancer comes from i believe you have very little understanding of anything. <--me being a hypocrite

rochepoint223 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

rochepoint223

22 votes NegativePositive

218 days 5 hours ago...

You`re Cancer points are probably the most asinine things I`ve ever heard(vague at best). I love how you fail to mention the genetic predispositions most families have to cancer...what awesome free will there!

"If you can`t believe without seeing a miracle then what good are you? "
Uhh...WTF!! This has to be the most ass backwards thing I`ve ever heard. So now its a virtue to believe things with no evidence? You`re good because you do that? And I`m stupid and moronic and evil because I demand evidence? And it`s not like Jesus is claiming to have performed miracles to show off...oh wait he does! Brilliant...just brilliant logic work there. But I still need to take and classes and educate myself about "eternal souls" right?

"Seeing the fact you don`t know where most cancer comes from i believe you have very little understanding of anything."
Just stop, Just please stop making a fool of yourself. I simply asked a question of you how you think Cancer is a free will choice by humans(the Socratic method of trying to point your lack of understanding)...and from that you inferred I`m stupid and don`t know anything about Cancer? I like how you instill your prejudices on others without actually making valid arguments. You`ve basically just said "You`re stupid!" in response to claims, how very christian of you...

PS. I`m done replying/talking/ranting.

1MONKEY1 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

1MONKEY1

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218 days 4 hours ago...

"now its a virtue to believe things with no evidence?"
Did i say that? No i said miracle. There are many ways to find and learn about god if you look I told you one but you over looked it.

"Cancer is a free will choice by humans" In most cases yes. If you smoke a pack a day you are most likely going to get cancer. The point is FREE WILL lets you do this if you want. GOD is not going to come down and save your ass.

"genetic predispositions most families have to cancer...what awesome free will there!"

So you`re saying because bad things happen to people like you or me and we might get cancer for no reason God is not real? So you want a heaven on earth where no one ever gets sick. Sorry guy this is earth not heaven. People get sick, People die, And we as humans make it even worse. We could make everything a lot better but we don`t.

"how very christian of you.." Never said i was a good christian in fact i`m a very bad christian that hasn`t been to church in 10 years. I still believe in god.

Neruo_ : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Neruo_

16 votes NegativePositive

218 days 4 hours ago...

1MONKEY1, you silly wanker. A friend of mine got cancer when he was 10. I guess the little bastard was thinking impure thoughts or something at that age, it most have been totally his fault...

Good thing actual rational people managed to invent technology to save some of the people (luckily including my friend) unfortunate enough to get cancer.

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