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George Carlin: Keeping People Aware

Keeping people awake during the day.

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somber : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

somber

2 votes NegativePositive

207 days 19 hours ago...

I think I`m gonna try the "quiet little store" part. Just a pity they`re all closed on Sundays...

Unmannedperson : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Unmannedperson

5 votes NegativePositive

207 days 5 hours ago...

Alternative gun store prank:

Go in, buy pistol, ammo, and ask if they have any anti-depressants.

Tecton : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

Tecton

21 votes NegativePositive

207 days 4 hours ago...

R.I.P. Comment Guy coming in 3, 2, 1...

RyRySoFly11 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

RyRySoFly11

17 votes NegativePositive

207 days 4 hours ago...

... R.I.P.

Flashback : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Flashback

-6 votes NegativePositive

207 days 4 hours ago...

... R.I.P.

DAMMIT! He beat me to it.

Cahu : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Cahu

10 votes NegativePositive

207 days 3 hours ago...

"Give me back my money or i`ll shit in the well"

lmao 5/5

Eclipx : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Eclipx

1 votes NegativePositive

207 days 2 hours ago...

Anyone know which HBO special this is?

Skiba : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Skiba

2 votes NegativePositive

207 days 1 hour ago...

Carlins stuff from the 80-90`s aint that funny. Liked the old Carlin better...that old fuck

bushbasher85 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

bushbasher85

2 votes NegativePositive

206 days 19 hours ago...

Eclipx I think the cd is called "What am I doing in New Jersey?"

Working at a Grocery store I actually have seen people with huge orders cut in line in front of people with small orders. Never seen a penis cake though.

Thump : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

Thump

1 votes NegativePositive

206 days 18 hours ago...

Can anyone tell me the time?

Ajaxseamus : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Ajaxseamus

1 votes NegativePositive

206 days 16 hours ago...

penis cake? i think larry david stole that joke, QUICK CALL THE JOKE POLICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCE

5/5 for carlin , my personal saviour

that1guy : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

that1guy

1 votes NegativePositive

206 days 12 hours ago...

Absolute genius.

MeBored : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

MeBored

2 votes NegativePositive

206 days 11 hours ago...

All the Japanese prank shows are probably all based off of him.

yugo9 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

yugo9

1 votes NegativePositive

206 days 4 hours ago...

Fukin Hilarious!!!

phunluvr2000 : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

phunluvr2000

-1 votes NegativePositive

205 days 14 hours ago...

I just wasted nearly 10 min. That wasn`t funny, I didn`t laught once.

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