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Woman Has Sex With Pine Cone

A Serbian woman is recovering from a painful operation after doctors removed from her vagina a large pine cone.

Mirjana Gavaric of Belgrade underwent the 2-hour operation after surgeons said it appeared the woman tried to have sex with the seed pod, according to The Sun.

Dr. Sava Bojovic said the woman, whose age was not released, was “lonely” and unfortunately, the pine cone “got stuck” when she tried to remove it.

No other information was available.

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Yes this from 'The Sun' - but tbqh, we've had news of men fucking vacuums, park benches and bicycles. This story can't be too off base.

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disco dirk : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

disco dirk

20 votes NegativePositive

221 days 8 hours ago...

What`s with the pine cone? Did she run out of pineapples or something? That shit doesn`t even look remotely pleasurable.

Kanthalas : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

Kanthalas

4 votes NegativePositive

221 days 7 hours ago...

ummm oww?

Urban Bob : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

Urban Bob

27 votes NegativePositive

221 days 7 hours ago...

Knowing The Sun, I`d say this is probably hugely exaggerated. They said there was a Bear in Surrey on the loose today, and linked the story with - and I quote - "Bear bites off womans face". In actuality, the bear was a man in a costume promoting a Shakespeare play he was in. They even blurred the picture up so they could publish it. It`s a big floppy novel.

JonTheGoose : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

JonTheGoose

57 votes NegativePositive

221 days 6 hours ago...

Added to the ever-growing list of people, animals and objects that get more poon than I do:

Pinecones

ms.dollface : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

ms.dollface

5 votes NegativePositive

221 days 5 hours ago...

Stupid people should not be allowed to have genitals.

mufasa1023 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

mufasa1023

1 votes NegativePositive

221 days 5 hours ago...

well, the guy screwing the vacuum hose story is true....happened just down the road from me....he got 90 days in jail for that one

\/ 90 days for indecent exposure, he did the nasty with a public car wash vacuum

gremwood : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

gremwood

1 votes NegativePositive

221 days 5 hours ago...

I just hope to god that it`s not the same woman in the picture... or the same size of pinecone...

ambulance : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

ambulance

10 votes NegativePositive

221 days 4 hours ago...

why would you go to jail for screwing a vacuum hose? did the hose press rape charges?

ChuChuMouse : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

ChuChuMouse

1 votes NegativePositive

221 days 4 hours ago...

It hurts soo good... no... it just hurts!

Lob : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Lob

-1 votes NegativePositive

221 days 4 hours ago...

If she used the same size pine cone as the one on the picture, I don`t want to call her wierd. Just stupid!

Loops101 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Loops101

-2 votes NegativePositive

221 days 3 hours ago...

She must be stone! it sorta hurt my hands just holding one, someone should buy her a vibrator or something

Flashback : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Flashback

23 votes NegativePositive

221 days 2 hours ago...

Well I guess I have to be the first one to say it.


"To think Jayne is letting everyone know this happened to her."

martinimix : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

martinimix

0 votes NegativePositive

220 days 23 hours ago...

Of call things, why a pine cone? I mean, it has sharp ridges and it`s pointy. Why not a cucumber or shaved potato? [sigh]

pyranos : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

pyranos

1 votes NegativePositive

220 days 23 hours ago...

^^ Bravo sir, it`s been a while since we had a good Jayne reference in a news article. Lately they`ve been popping up in picture galleries.

WorldViewWarfare : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

WorldViewWarfare

3 votes NegativePositive

220 days 20 hours ago...

"Woman Has Sex With Pine Cone"

umm...if that headline doesn`t grab your attention...nothing will

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