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Boy Paints 60-Foot Penis On Roof

18-year-old Rory McInnes has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents' £1million mansion in Berkshire after watching a program about Google Earth.

It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he'll have to scrub it off when he gets back from traveling.

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3/24/2009 8:41:17 PM

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ecko69x : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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243 days 23 hours ago...

So how did they find out?

sir_music : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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243 days 22 hours ago...

I just saw that picture and I jizzed, in my pants!

sn00ke : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Hidden (Show Comment) 27 votes

243 days 22 hours ago...

The boy was just following the rules by identifying the house as "Wankers Live Here".

disco dirk : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

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243 days 22 hours ago...

ecko69x: A helicopter was flying by and someone saw it and decided to notify the parents.

The kid from Superbad would have been so proud to see this. Now if only he added veins and some pubes.

Violetninja420 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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243 days 22 hours ago...

Cuz when you live in a one million dollar mansion, you have to be sure everyone knows you have a massive cock as well, or are one...w/e.

Ameretats slave : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

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243 days 20 hours ago...

it`s good to see that rich also punish their kids; "traveling"

jarnomiedema : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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243 days 16 hours ago...

Is it just me or does it seem odd that he stopped short quite a distance from the other edge of the roof!? Now it`s just a 60-foot fallus, whereas it could`ve been a 70-foot dick!

gameseed : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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243 days 16 hours ago...

^ I guess he tried to make as proportionate as possible with the balls.

Jombie : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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243 days 11 hours ago...

I think the big question is "Did it get on Google Earth like he planned?"

paper : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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243 days 8 hours ago...

Hahahaah, this is great. Buy that kid a beer.

den85nis : LVL 49: VP 5: said:

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243 days 6 hours ago...

not there
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/177837/Boy-Paints-60-Foot-Penis-
On-Roof.html

bushbasher85 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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243 days 2 hours ago...

How often is one punished by scrubing ones dick?

gremwood : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

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243 days ago...

^ But he has to scrub it off... ouch.

disco dirk : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

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242 days 22 hours ago...

jarnomiedema:

You know, i was thinking the same thing. Typical of us men. We have a 60 foot cock, and now we want a 70 foot one.

MARINE255 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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242 days 5 hours ago...

look at the shape of the house, it is already shaped like a cock, its good but it could have been so much better, that house has no balls

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