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Experts Agree Giant Engineered Crabs Pose No Threat

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3/13/2009 9:08:52 PM

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pokyme : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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239 days 16 hours ago...

ONN is awesome and YES THIS IS REAL FKIN NEWS

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Zytemis : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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239 days 15 hours ago...

Gotta love ONN, you just can`t make that stuff up, ya know.

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sdsunick76 : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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239 days 14 hours ago...

I`ve got giant crabs too!!

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jiffyjaffa : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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239 days 10 hours ago...

I for one welcome our new crab overlords....

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Violetninja420 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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239 days 8 hours ago...

Mild-mannered mathematician jeff goldblum.

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tones_420 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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239 days 2 hours ago...

I used to have giant marvelous crabs too.

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stbasdf : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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238 days 23 hours ago...

craaaab people, craab people, craaab people

lol jeff goldblum

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randomandem : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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238 days 21 hours ago...

I want crabs!

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jackfaust : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

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238 days 20 hours ago...

sounds.... delicious...

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Walmart-Security : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

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238 days 13 hours ago...

Giant Enemy Crab. Attack one of it`s weak points for MASSIVE damage.

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napalm4sd : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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238 days 13 hours ago...

I love the onion.

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Venomousvole : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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238 days 12 hours ago...

just who are the "human" masters?

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pEAGER : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

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238 days 12 hours ago...

haha. Jurassic park has been playing on the movie channels non-stop lately. I like how they took references from all 3 of the movies

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Thrust Muscle : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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237 days 22 hours ago...

haha wow its just like in Jurassic park, thats the guy that told them they couldnt control nature and they show him saying it in the news haha. Foreshadow much hahaha

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darkstar01 : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

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what a piss take.

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