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Finally Tonight, Jesus

Save us Jebus.

posted by truth-is-the-nemesis
3/14/2009 2:11:04 AM

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importrx7 : LVL 45: VP 5: said:

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256 days 16 hours ago...

pssh I saw Jesus the other day, he said this was all bullshit

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exploder : LVL 49: VP 5: said:

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256 days 15 hours ago...

To have to put on a smile while "reporting" that shlock.

I would rather star in Straight Guys Forced to Blow Bukakke Gagger Edition 14, at least I would still have my dignity at the sticky end of the shoot.

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velocity73R : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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256 days 9 hours ago...

This is news? Actually, this kind of scares me. Christian`s believe that the Bible says Jesus would return, for all to see. Well, w/ the crazy amount of these stories nationwide, believers may think this is proof of his return. And who runs, the news, well the NWO does. So, by doing mass amounts of these stories, they can set in the minds of these, `Sheople` the idea of Jesus returning today, in, `Toast`, `Spoons`, etc. They are playing on peoples beliefs, but I think the reason for doing this will soon known, for anything to do w/ the Illuminati usually isn`t good...

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Violetninja420 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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256 days 3 hours ago...

Pretty lame what passes for miracles these days. Stories like this seem to be popular filler for new programs as well. It just seems to me that these people never spent enough time with their imagination as a kid.

I have a question as well. If you see an image of jesus in a piece of food, wouldn`t it be prudent to eat it? When you take communion in church they give you the stale triscuit and the grape drank and tell you eat the bread for it is my body, and drink the wine for it is my blood. If you make a french toast and you see the image of jesus on it, to sell it on E-bay or preserve it for all to see would be blasphemous would it not?

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