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Lunatic Ninja Kangaroo Attacks Family

CANBERRA, Australia (AP) - When a dark intruder smashed through his bedroom window and repeatedly bounced on his bed, Beat Ettlin at first was relieved to discover it was a kangaroo. "My initial thought when I was half awake was, 'It's a lunatic ninja coming through the window,'" the 42-year-old told The Associated Press on Monday. "It seems about as likely as a kangaroo breaking in."

But his relief was short-lived. As Ettlin cowered beneath the sheets with his wife and 9-year-old daughter at 2 a.m. Sunday, the frantic kangaroo bounded into the bedroom of his 10-year-old son Leighton Beman, who screamed, "There's a 'roo in my room!"

"I thought, 'This can be really dangerous for the whole family now,'" Ettlin said.

The ordeal played out over a few minutes in the family's house in Garran, an upmarket suburb in the leafy national capital of Canberra.

Ettlin, a chef originally from the Swiss city of Stans, said he jumped the 90 pound (40 kilogram) marsupial from behind and pinned it to the floor. He grabbed it in a headlock and wrestled the trashing and bleeding intruder into a hallway, toward the front door.

He used a single, fumbling hand to open the front door and shoved the kangaroo into the night.

"I had just my Bonds undies on. I felt vulnerable," he said, referring to a popular Australian underwear brand.

The kangaroo, which Ettlin said was around his height, 5 foot 9 inches (176 centimeters), left claw gouges in the wooden frame of the master bed and a trail of blood through the house. The animal was cut when it came crashing through the bedroom window.

Ettlin, who had scratch marks on his leg and buttocks and was left wearing only his shredded underpants, described himself as "lucky."

The kangaroo vanished into a nearby forest from where it likely came. Wildlife authorities confirmed Monday they had received a phone call saying an injured kangaroo had entered the caller's home and left.

Greg Baxter, a Queensland University lecturer on Australian native animals, said kangaroos rarely invade homes but have done so in the past when panicked.

"It is very unusual, but when kangaroos become panicked, they lose all sense of caution and just fly for where they think they can get away," Baxter said.

Eastern gray kangaroos are common around Canberra's forested urban fringe. They are so numerous at one defense department site in the city that officials want to cull hundreds of the animals to stop them ruining the habitat.

Although it had been a harrowing experience, Ettlin's wife could see the funny side.

"I think he's a hero: a hero in Bonds undies," Verity Beman, 39, said of her husband.

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leoleotheiii : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

leoleotheiii

16 votes NegativePositive

258 days 14 hours ago...

damn, that guy is tough, pinning a roo down is hard as hell i bet

vyrtualdogg : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

vyrtualdogg

20 votes NegativePositive

258 days 13 hours ago...

He should have finished him off with "the people`s elbow" !

joshfu : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

joshfu

-4 votes NegativePositive

258 days 12 hours ago...


I smell a commercial comming on....

Dark_Enigma : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Dark_Enigma

-4 votes NegativePositive

258 days 5 hours ago...

^ I smell a major fail.

when I first looked at the pic i thought it was a faceless bunny

yunalenne10 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

yunalenne10

2 votes NegativePositive

258 days ago...

That`s what you Aussies get for making Kangaroo burgers. Mmmm...Kangaroo burgers...*drools*

Lukey : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Lukey

7 votes NegativePositive

257 days 23 hours ago...

LOL I didn`t know about this until I came on spiked and I live in the same suburb about 250 m from his house!

disco dirk : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

disco dirk

0 votes NegativePositive

257 days 12 hours ago...

Good thing it wasn`t a Honey badger. That family would have been fucked up.

MARINE255 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

MARINE255

0 votes NegativePositive

256 days 22 hours ago...

lies!, we all know he brought it in himself with his "bonds undies" and it injured itself trying to get out through the window, makes a lot more sense

imBakedAsBro : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

imBakedAsBro

-3 votes NegativePositive

256 days 19 hours ago...

I knew this was Aussie before I opened link.

God bless this country of mine, but then again God doesn`t exist - so AUSTRALIA - FUCK YEAH. See both start with A so it still works =).

PS - Someone upload the PHOTOS this insane marsupial left - HAHA You will all lawl. Seriously CRAZY blood smears and shit. AHHAA Please google the pictures - SO WORTH IT.

10/5.

imBakedAsBro : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

imBakedAsBro

-1 votes NegativePositive

256 days 19 hours ago...

^^ Ok now everyone say "I" if they tried to Google the pictures. I KNOW YOU DID, I KNOW YOU DID.

imBakedAsBro : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

imBakedAsBro

-1 votes NegativePositive

256 days 19 hours ago...

FINE here save your time.

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Kangaroo-Attack-Man-Fi
ghts-Off-Marsupial-Bedroom-Intruder-In-Canberra-Australia/Article/200903215
237629?f=rss

Scrollz downz a bitz. =)

imBakedAsBro : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

imBakedAsBro

-1 votes NegativePositive

256 days 19 hours ago...

PS - if you didn`t get that first line joke your an IDIOT.

Sorry had to say it =(

Smokey-69er : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Smokey-69er

0 votes NegativePositive

256 days 12 hours ago...

^ HATRICK! i just voted you down 3 times in a row!

imBakedAsBro : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

imBakedAsBro

-2 votes NegativePositive

256 days 8 hours ago...

^ ONCE! i just voted you down once in a row!

Learn to not be a wanker.

Peace

demontrace : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

demontrace

0 votes NegativePositive

256 days 5 hours ago...

^ 5 out of 6 posts from the same guy, WTF. You don`t think you could have compacted that to just 1 post? Kind of what the edit button is for...

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