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Turtle Has Sex With Boot

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3/11/2009 9:39:37 AM

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MaxPowers_00001 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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258 days 5 hours ago...

If you ask me the Shoe had it comin!

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sh0wtym3 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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258 days 4 hours ago...

Well you know how the saying goes...

If the shoe fits, have sex with it.

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F3x : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

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258 days 3 hours ago...

Thats the creepiest thing I have ever seen. It looks like E.T`s baby is humping my foot.

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shumbum : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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258 days 3 hours ago...

is it weird if I think it`s kinda cute?

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tones_420 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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257 days 22 hours ago...

well, i never heard the shoe say `no`, so its consensual sex to me!

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HairyLikeAnimal : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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257 days 19 hours ago...

So the sounds that babies make is actually sweet sweet turtle love making noises?

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mufasa1023 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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257 days 9 hours ago...

somebody needs to redub this with some sweet 70`s porn music, get rid of the stupid giggles and amplify the turtle hump noises

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Metalobserver : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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257 days 9 hours ago...

first time i saw a turtle`s penis. looks like some kind of tentacle.

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nerdicus : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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257 days 9 hours ago...

^^ No, it can`t reach the boot with his dink, so it`s more like a solid, "Come on!"

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Mass x Acceleration : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

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257 days 9 hours ago...

absolutely the stupidest sex noise bar none. Other than that, this is what you`ll look like in the sack at 80

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sir_music : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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257 days 9 hours ago...

that`s kind-of sick...

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M0re B33r : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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257 days 8 hours ago...

his dick comes out of his ass

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SvenGB : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

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257 days 8 hours ago...

gotta give him credit for trying....

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shasha : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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257 days 8 hours ago...

thats not his dick its his tail

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pimprocker : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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257 days 5 hours ago...

CUM SHOT!!!!

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