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Chuck Norris Wants Bibles in School

Because apparently that`s what I forefathers wanted.

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Sir spanks-a-lot : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Sir spanks-a-lot

19 votes NegativePositive

264 days 10 hours ago...

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i just lost my faith in chuck norris.

i guess they all have to fall eventually.

chuck norris is now an idiot.

someone should talk to him about the separation of religion and government... you know? maybe review all those high school lessons that he has forgotten in his old age.

filminFL08 : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

filminFL08

0 votes NegativePositive

264 days 10 hours ago...

Chuck Norris was once trapped in a paper bag for 3 days.

http://www.fucknorrisfacts.com/

anoniem : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

anoniem

8 votes NegativePositive

264 days 9 hours ago...

No, Chuck.
Sit the fuck down, we need to have a talk..

saint322 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

saint322

14 votes NegativePositive

264 days 8 hours ago...

I don`t know who his forefathers were but fuck them.

Sasuke428 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Sasuke428

0 votes NegativePositive

264 days 8 hours ago...

^LOL All

dude_from_detroit : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

dude_from_detroit

0 votes NegativePositive

264 days 7 hours ago...

ok, now Im gonna have to kick his ass

dude_from_detroit : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

dude_from_detroit

Hidden (Show Comment) -13 votes

264 days 7 hours ago...

ok, now Im gonna have to kick his ass

paper : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

paper

7 votes NegativePositive

264 days 6 hours ago...

What do you expect, he`s from Oklahoma.

bboy_play911 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

bboy_play911

8 votes NegativePositive

264 days 6 hours ago...

Now nothing Chuck Norris does will be cool to me!

leysin : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

leysin

1 votes NegativePositive

264 days 4 hours ago...

Chuck Norris was a false profit, Bruce Lee is the true savior. No special effects was need when he kicked Chuck`s ass.

Sir spanks-a-lot : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Sir spanks-a-lot

4 votes NegativePositive

264 days 2 hours ago...

i think i`ll forwrad this page to Chuck. or chuck`s rep.
hopefully he`ll realize that none of his fans approve of this...

really, you want bibles in school? then open your own private school.
leave public schools alone!!!! we`re not in the 30`s, or 50`s!!!!!

otherwise the collective will have to take action, and trust me dude: the internet MADE chuck norris what he is today. the internet can easily take it away...

Flynn_2006 : LVL 45: VP 5: said:

Flynn_2006

5 votes NegativePositive

263 days 22 hours ago...

All his awesomeness just ended with video.

Swishy! : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

Swishy!

0 votes NegativePositive

263 days 22 hours ago...

Too bad the constitution restricts the church interfering with government. When the fuck did that all go to hell?

Danielnator : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Danielnator

2 votes NegativePositive

263 days 22 hours ago...

I think you guys forgot that it was The Beard of Chuck Norris that was awesome. Not chuck Norris himself.
Fuck Norris Fact: Chuck Norris tried to do a push up but since his beard is gone he just lay there helplessly instead.

Mass x Acceleration : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

Mass x Acceleration

3 votes NegativePositive

263 days 21 hours ago...

i love chuck norris`s wife

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